Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Not looking like Birdy is having a great night.
Not looking like Birdy is having a great night.
I keep having to clear my throat. Bad sign. Person with mono was hacking in a meeting across from me yesterday. No, I didn't kiss them or anything. So they couldn't have given me mono, right?
You forgot the 70+ juveniles that had a massive brawl which shut down the St. Jude's Sweet Corn Festival last weekend. (I'm not feeling the civil pride right now).
You dead. Sorry.
When do you fly into MSP, Pants?
That was pretty epic. Can't remember who was responsible for the fake tweet (I want to say it was Cubs), but then we all started doing it and got a warning from the mods. Good times.I would feel a little bad for them if GTO hadn't not so subtly and I hadn't so blatantly told them that it was a just a joke and they flat out ignored it and tried to analyze everything you said. If they are that ridiculous about it they deserve what they get.
Come to think of it Goat and I first bonded when we both got fooled by someone's fake twitter post. But the difference was we laughed at ourselves rather than getting all pissy about it.
So, Mrs. GTO misplaces EVERYTHING. I was going to clip my toenails two days ago but the smaller toenail clipper was missing from the case. I asked her where she put it and she said she found it today and put it back in the case. I went to use it, but now the big one is missing (which was there yesterday). She does not know where it is.
I wanted to punch a wall, I was so mad (I was probably a little mean to her, but this stuff happens ALL the time). I'm the kind of person that always puts everything where it belongs and know exactly where everything is in the house. She'll actually lose things all the time, but I'll tell her right away where she can find what she lost. I think I have a photographic memory when it comes to noticing things laying around the house.
Most times I'm not terribly bothered by stuff like this, but every few months there is one particular incident that just pisses me off for no particular reason. It's just like she doesn't care where she puts things. How can someone live like that?
I'm not scared.Bruh. Be careful. You'll end up locked up to the hot water heater again.
I'm not scared.
Well, maybe a little bit.![]()
Yeah. I almost never get mad either, but seems like something rather meaningless sets me off every couple of years. Always the same things:If it helps, I can't relate at all. I don't get mad. Also, just clipped my toenails.
Yeah. I almost never get mad either, but seems like something rather meaningless sets me off every couple of years. Always the same things:
1. Inability to find something.
2. My mom and/or brother pushing my buttons.
That sounds like you're a pirate or a band member for Joan Jett.Have you tried having a black heart like me? It helps.