As a federal contracting officer I think this abides by the statutes governing contracting law. Just to be safe, I'll run it by the Office of General Counsel. Or better yet, Woo/Lawman, are you available?And I think you've got a case for breach of contract on that whole television show deal. Next time get it in writing.
I, the undersigned, hereby promise to provide services in the form of coitus in exchange for dominion over the TV remote for the evening of (Insert Date Here__________). Services will be provided within 24 hours of this date or remote privileges will be forfeit for the next 2 days.