Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho

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And I think you've got a case for breach of contract on that whole television show deal. Next time get it in writing.

I, the undersigned, hereby promise to provide services in the form of coitus in exchange for dominion over the TV remote for the evening of (Insert Date Here__________). Services will be provided within 24 hours of this date or remote privileges will be forfeit for the next 2 days.
As a federal contracting officer I think this abides by the statutes governing contracting law. Just to be safe, I'll run it by the Office of General Counsel. Or better yet, Woo/Lawman, are you available?
 
Me right now :mad:

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Try again?

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This project I am working on is a complete disaster. The whole thing might get postponed if some major strides aren't made by noon tomorrow.

Another project that was set up for failure from the start.
 
I nearly just grabbed a software intern and told them to fix it before figuring out it is just my local copy that I effed up.
I have about 40 hours of work to get done in 2 days, as I go on vacation next week. I'll be working late again tonight...
 
This project I am working on is a complete disaster. The whole thing might get postponed if some major strides aren't made by noon tomorrow.

Another project that was set up for failure from the start.

Does that mean you will be stuck in England corralling your tadpole for awhile?
 
Anybody else having one of those days where you just want to yell SON OF A *****!!!!!!!!!!

Mine's been more of an ongoing summer thing. I'm in the middle of a stretch where that my co-manager is only working 2 out of 7 Fridays and 3 out of 7 Thursdays, as well as being out all next week. Care to guess who has to cover for him while he's out?

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