Mrs. Velo is my life partner and equal in all ways. I would be rudderless without her.
JC, can you make sure Mrs. Velo "accidentally" sees this?
JC, can you make sure Mrs. Velo "accidentally" sees this?
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Great, I have an army of 1. We're going to need more than that to overthrow these tyrannical women. Downtrodden men, rise up!I mean, women shouldn't even be allowed in the workplace. They just distract men from doing their work. They should be in the kitchen and laundry room and seen, not heard. So yeah, I'm with you.
Mrs. Velo is my life partner and equal in all ways. I would be rudderless without her.
JC, can you make sure Mrs. Velo "accidentally" sees this?
Hey, Pants - has Trump contacted you? I heard he's looking to announce a running mate soon.I mean, women shouldn't even be allowed in the workplace. They just distract men from doing their work. They should be in the kitchen and laundry room and seen, not heard. So yeah, I'm with you.
Sadly, Velo is already institutionalized.
It's like he just read that from his wife-operated teleprompter.He's starting to sound like a bot.
You will be assimilated; resistance is futile.He's starting to sound like a bot.
Speaking of Steve Miller, did anyone else hear his hall of fame induction speech? What a ******* ****.
Hey, Pants - has Trump contacted you? I heard he's looking to announce a running mate soon.
It's like he just read that from his wife-operated teleprompter.
Maybe she promised him some fun this weekend if he continues to improve.
Fight it, Velo! That is how they control us.Maybe she promised him some fun this weekend if he continues to improve.
Speaking of Steve Miller, did anyone else hear his hall of fame induction speech? What a ******* ****.
If it's AC it's probably more like this
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Great, I have an army of 1. We're going to need more than that to overthrow these tyrannical women. Downtrodden men, rise up!
Only 80 here right now. A/C all fixed. Unit was super dirty and needed cleaning and 2.2 pounds of gas. I am just hemorrhaging money again this month.
License tabs for car this morning: $$$
A/C repair this afternoon: $$$
Hookers and blow this evening: $$$$
Only 80 here right now. A/C all fixed. Unit was super dirty and needed cleaning and 2.2 pounds of gas. I am just hemorrhaging money again this month.
License tabs for car this morning: $$$
A/C repair this afternoon: $$$
Hookers and blow this evening: $$$$
Highly doubtful; nephew's wedding in Iowa. Adults only due to the size of the venue so Mrs. Velo will be staying home with the younguns and I will be going alone. If Velo is having "fun" this weekend he will have some 'splaining to do when he gets home.
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