Move over Zombeavers, I just started watching a movie called Zoombies, a movie about a zombie animals in a zoo.
Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho
- Thread starter CycloneRulzzz
- Start date
- Status
How scary is that? I mean all of the Zoo animals are already caged. Of course there will be the idiot who let's them all loose, but wouldn't that be scary even if they weren't zombies? Of course zombie animals are scarier because they move slower.
Silly Velo; trying to use logic with a movie like that...:goofy:
One is loose already within this first three minutes. And these are modern zombie animals, so they're fast and have super-human strength.
This is bad. Even by my own measures. Even if I'm bored out of my mind, I don't know if I can stand this for another hour and fifteen minutes.
Really is not that far from the truth. When I was with the team a product called Buffalo Milke was used to polish the helmets.
What about all the females ejaculating over the white helmets. Who cleans that up?
Pants - The worst thing about that movie (besides the story, the s cript, and the acting) was how bad the CGI was. It was like a middle school computer project. The CGI on the elephants was the worst. Didn't even look/move like elephants. I also loved how everyone was getting killed by the animals left and right, but that 9 year old girl was able to eviscerate that koala like it was nothing.
I that like the 2LiveCrew of CF? Is Chaser going to be Fresh Kid Ice or Luke Skyywalker?
Yeah, I'm struggling to come up with some kind of positive that would have made it enjoyable. I know it's just a crappy B movie, but what bugged me the most was, how the **** did all of the animals get out? There was no breach or anything like in Jurassic Park. It just went from some monkeys escaping the vet lab to book, giraffes, elephants and lions are all out of their barriers now.
And the graphics were terricle even for Asylum standards. The elephants just wobbled and stomped their feet up and down like robots. It was bad, bad, bad.
The only redeeming factor I can come up with was the sorority intern was cute.
This is a great post. GTO, do I still have time to change my vote in Murder House?
- Status
