Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho

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Well I won't suggest that then.


There are 2 totally different types. One will massage you and have you come back several times. (Found most of these went to Palmer chiropractic). I used to go to one of these when I had to. The other beats on you one time and tells you to come back if you feel you need it.

I never went to one until about 10 years ago when I was submarined by 2-3 300# hogs and had my ribs slammed down onto a teepee shaped metal gate. Knocked my lumbers out. Couldn't breath when I slept. I probably ho once every 2-3 years now.
 
Okay, wind died down and 20 mile was not so bad based on old man standards. A little pre-ride wheezing from the effects of Euro Death Lung that I am not over yet.

Ride Highlights and Lowlights:
Mile 12 - Young tricolor corgi dog! Cute. :smile:

Mile 4 - Three consecutive attempts to kill me. If I had trusted the stop sign at Dean Parkway and Lake of the Isle I might be dead. Three cars in a row ran the stop sign when I was trying to cross on the pathway there. Not talking the usual roll throughs, talking blasting through at 25 mph. The third guy did see me and slowed and then gunned it. What a bunch of ******* ********. This was extreme even by the normal **** you attitude towards stop signs in the USA.

:realmad:

Shapely Athletic Calves Awards: none :sad:
Shirtless Guys Too Old to Ride Shirtless: one (not me!):eek:
Tipped Over Sailboats at Calhoun: One. Dude, the wind was gusting into 30's! :skeptical:
 
There are 2 totally different types. One will massage you and have you come back several times. (Found most of these went to Palmer chiropractic). I used to go to one of these when I had to. The other beats on you one time and tells you to come back if you feel you need it.

I never went to one until about 10 years ago when I was submarined by 2-3 300# hogs and had my ribs slammed down onto a teepee shaped metal gate. Knocked my lumbers out. Couldn't breath when I slept. I probably ho once every 2-3 years now.


The one I go to is a come as you need it one. I feel that it helps me personally, but to each their own.
 
There are 2 totally different types. One will massage you and have you come back several times. (Found most of these went to Palmer chiropractic). I used to go to one of these when I had to. The other beats on you one time and tells you to come back if you feel you need it.

I never went to one until about 10 years ago when I was submarined by 2-3 300# hogs and had my ribs slammed down onto a teepee shaped metal gate. Knocked my lumbers out. Couldn't breath when I slept. I probably ho once every 2-3 years now.

You gotta stop hanging out at those kind of bars, man.
 
Okay, wind died down and 20 mile was not so bad based on old man standards. A little pre-ride wheezing from the effects of Euro Death Lung that I am not over yet.

Ride Highlights and Lowlights:
Mile 12 - Young tricolor corgi dog! Cute. :smile:

Mile 4 - Three consecutive attempts to kill me. If I had trusted the stop sign at Dean Parkway and Lake of the Isle I might be dead. Three cars in a row ran the stop sign when I was trying to cross on the pathway there. Not talking the usual roll throughs, talking blasting through at 25 mph. The third guy did see me and slowed and then gunned it. What a bunch of ******* ********. This was extreme even by the normal **** you attitude towards stop signs in the USA.

:realmad:

Shapely Athletic Calves Awards: none :sad:
Shirtless Guys Too Old to Ride Shirtless: one (not me!):eek:
Tipped Over Sailboats at Calhoun: One. Dude, the wind was gusting into 30's! :skeptical:

Well you did better than me. Only highlight was a recumbent built for 2 gal in the back was good looking.
 
Seriously, the one occupation that I know that seems to have more back issues is accountant or bookkeepers. Many of the ones I know are going to back crackers monthly. I'm in one of the most physical and dangerous professions and most of my compatriots and I go rarely.
 
I was skeptical of Chiro until it worked on my son for ear infections. It doesn't work on everyone but thank God it did on him.
 
"Oh my gosh, he's so cute"

No, actually it's one of the most hideous babies I've seen.

This.

"This beautiful little angel laughed today."

Then I watch a video clip of a kid that looks like a cone head and sounds like it's a smoker having a coughing fit. Do parents like, legitimately not know if their babies are cute or not?
 
This.

"This beautiful little angel laughed today."

Then I watch a video clip of a kid that looks like a cone head and sounds like it's a smoker having a coughing fit. Do parents like, legitimately not know if their babies are cute or not?

Brainwashed
 
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