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so I'm not cool with my slang, and possibly racist if I'm catching KC's drift. I do like the change to ***** though. I saw this linked somewhere last week, it's pretty much my strategy for using the word.

http://best-of-text-posts.tumblr.com/post/122441887765/things-i-will-not-call-you-a-*****-for
 
Does anyone else see CG's change to being like me in management? And she's not even in management yet. CG, once you get this promotion, you may be more Pantsy than Pants is.
 
so I'm not cool with my slang, and possibly racist if I'm catching KC's drift. I do like the change to ***** though. I saw this linked somewhere last week, it's pretty much my strategy for using the word.

http://best-of-text-posts.tumblr.com/post/122441887765/things-i-will-not-call-you-a-*****-for


I thought of the racist version as well, but wasn't going to say anything...
 
Went for a short bike ride through wooded trails last night with the kids. As I was riding a bug flew straight into the back of my throat and I made a horrible hacking sound. The little one, after asking what that noise was, just started laughing. Kids are insensitive. Also, I can't blame her. The sound was a bit dramatic.

Driving back from Ames with the fam, I had the windows down and took a bee about an inch below my left eye. It left a little welt for about 3 days. People would ask what happened and I'd just say "Bee got me". I wanted people to assume it was a sting versus a drive-by because it sounded tougher.

Oh, and the point of my story was that my daughter had one of the best longest belly laughs of her life after that happened.
 
nah, I'll be cooler

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Driving back from Ames with the fam, I had the windows down and took a bee about an inch below my left eye. It left a little welt for about 3 days. People would ask what happened and I'd just say "Bee got me". I wanted people to assume it was a sting versus a drive-by because it sounded tougher.

Oh, and the point of my story was that my daughter had one of the best longest belly laughs of her life after that happened.
Tell people you were injured in a drive-by. That sounds tougher.
 
Speaking of Jeff Ross, did anyone catch his roast at that prison in Texas? I know a lot of people don't like him, but that was pretty entertaining, in an uncomfortable sort of way.
 
I recognized it for the same reason


Someone has been watching Grumpy/Grumpier Old Men

Because of "schmuck"? Been using it a lot longer than that! I also like yutz/putz, but nowadays those are less familiar and cause people to say "huh?".

And CG, YOUR version is not racist. Truth be told, the original isn't really racist either when in context. Jump to about 2:45 -

[video=youtube;sWyLHU4ZaN0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWyLHU4ZaN0[/video]
 
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