Just wet farted...

[carvers4math]

Mods - Do you have some sort of app that can tell if this is the fastest a thread has ever made it to 75?

Should have had Rulzzz early on make it a fart day thread.

 

[IcSyU]

Mods - Do you have some sort of app that can tell if this is the fastest a thread has ever made it to 75?

This won't even make the top 25.

 

[MeowingCows]

Safely in car... Not going to post while I drive home... Already had one accident today. Update later

Hold on, think this through: if you get into another accident, you can blame the blast on that event happening, and then it's not your fault!

The car accident might be your fault, though.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Someone mark this down a nominee for the clonies.

 

[cowgirl836]

Hold on, think this through: if you get into another accident, you can blame the blast on that event happening, and then it's not your fault!

The car accident might be your fault, though.

that's what I would go with. The impact of the crash caused a forceful expulsion.

 

[jcyclonee]

Summer on CF: Hoiberg hostage crisis, work embarrassment, Caitlyn Jenner, whar Edozie, dissecting meaningless CCL stats to avoid thinking about football season, kids do the craziest things, damn that Mark Charter, is that the football countdown or remaining days on death row, stalking Fred's house, Cowgirl's new house, CW urinating on dogs, and wet farts.:smile:

I kinda take pride in this. Nationally, Caitlyn Jenner is, maybe, the story of the summer. Around these parts, that story is the bottom of the list. This shows how accepting and progressive that CF is.

 

[Doc]

I hope there are a bunch of speed bumps and railroad tracks on his way home.

 

[carvers4math]

Is OP near Boxster? He could have raced over on his bike with pants and diaper wipes.

 

[aeroclone]

Paper or plastic has a whole other meaning. Should have waited at the bathroom. Rumbles ...

 

[cowgirl836]

I hope there are a bunch of speed bumps and railroad tracks on his way home.

you are sadistic!

 

[cowgirl836]

wait, did he not just use it to sit on?! Did he have an accident in the car too?!

 

[aeroclone]

Safely in car... Not going to post while I drive home... Already had one accident today. Update later

 

[MeowingCows]

I kinda take pride in this. Nationally, Caitlyn Jenner is, maybe, the story of the summer. Around these parts, that story is the bottom of the list. This shows how accepting and progressive that CF is.

Above it on that list now including stalking Fred's house, CW urinating on dogs, now wet farts... We're very sophisticated, here.

 

[jcyclonee]

In the British military this is known as brown adrenaline. BKLYNCyclone could be knighted for this act of bravery.

 

[isu22andy]

Theres those that have ******* and then theres those who have lied that havent.

 

[carvers4math]

Time to cue up a certain Carly Simon song.

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Soooooooo...

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Today is my twins' fourth birthday. Pretty sure the are going to remember this day... Arby's is dead to me.

 

[MeowingCows]

Today is my twins' fourth birthday. Pretty sure the are going to remember this day... Arby's is dead to me.

The bell tolls for thee, O' pair of underwear!

 

[kilroy]

This was neither solid nor gold colored but quality none the less. Can't believe he went with paper towel check.