Just wet farted...

[jcyclonee]

Sadly enough, I am now intrigued by the conclusion .

Ditto.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Never done this before. Eff it. Guy is takin forever and I think yet out layer isn't too compromised.

 

[Judoka]

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

I thought I was just building up pressure to let er go.

 

[Clark]

So, I work in this co-working space, and I'm pretty sure the other cyclone fan that works here just **** himself. He was outside and came back in looking like he'd seen a ghost, now he's hanging out by the bathroom looking sheepish. Being a jackarse, I told my buddy to run into the bathroom and wait for the stall in there, essentially cutting him in line. Now, I'm trying to decide whether to steal his laptop or not.

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Ok... Dashing to the desk to pack my stuff and leave. It's beyond awkward that I'm still in the bathroom.

 

[carvers4math]

Fairly convinced there is a market for IState adult diapers.

 

[ElephantPie]

Poor sphincter control is a growing epidemic. But where's our ribbon!?

Isn't it the brown one?

 

[00clone]

Not good. Needed more pt. had to wash hands.

Well, look on the bright side...you might be down a pair of skivvies and shorts, but by live tweeting this with **** in your pants, you've pretty much guaranteed that no one on here will ever steal your phone.

 

[cdnlngld]

Damn you Arby's.

 

[jcyclonee]

1 bath. Pretty sure goober on toilet is reconciling his issues by playing clash of clans... Should I foot tap under the door?

Just crawl under and sit on his lap.

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Who took my laptop???? Kidding. Threw everything into my bag and carried it out behind me. At the car now looking for something to put on my seat.

 

[Doc]

Just crawl under and sit on his lap.

They can double drop a deuce together! Just like back in college.

 

[CRcyclone6]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iUP3PMLdoOs

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Paper or plastic has a whole other meaning. Should have waited at the bathroom. Rumbles ...

 

[carvers4math]

Summer on CF: Hoiberg hostage crisis, work embarrassment, Caitlyn Jenner, whar Edozie, dissecting meaningless CCL stats to avoid thinking about football season, kids do the craziest things, damn that Mark Charter, is that the football countdown or remaining days on death row, stalking Fred's house, Cowgirl's new house, CW urinating on dogs, and wet farts.:smile:

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Safely in car... Not going to post while I drive home... Already had one accident today. Update later

 

[jcyclonee]

Mods - Do you have some sort of app that can tell if this is the fastest a thread has ever made it to 75?

 

[cowgirl836]

I hope for everyone's sake this is a short commute.