Random thoughts III

[00clone]

just read a comment about someone saying they were "overweight, eh probably low end of obese at this point"


and they said they are 5'4............and 220lbs. Yikes. That's way past an overweight BMI :\

I don't mean to sound all judgy but that mindset just struck me since that's basically my height. I asked DH what he would call low end of obese on me (sure he thought that was a trap!) and it was quite a bit lower than that.

They must be using the bowling ball BMI chart.

 

[00clone]

You like shower beers? And I'm the one that's going to hell?

1 Timothy 5:23, buddy:

"Stop drinking only water, and use a little wine" I directly interpret that to mean drinking in the shower.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

1 Timothy 5:23, buddy:

"Stop drinking only water, and use a little wine" I directly interpret that to mean drinking in the shower.

I thought that was a cautionary tale about date rape? Kind of like Snow White.

 

[00clone]

I thought that was a cautionary tale about date rape? Kind of like Snow White.

It can be two things....

 

[cyrocksmypants]

They must be using the bowling ball BMI chart.

I just like how CG thinks she's ever going to get a valid answer from DH. I picture him as a deer in headlights any time she asks one of her weird, random questions.

 

[00clone]

I just like how CG thinks she's ever going to get a valid answer from DH. I picture him as a deer in headlights any time she asks one of her weird, random questions.

And silently asks himself "How does this not end up with CG demanding that I meow at her thru the door or end up sleeping on the couch"

 

[cyrocksmypants]

And silently asks himself "How does this not end up with CG demanding that I meow at her thru the door or end up sleeping on the couch"

You know she probably doesn't softly lead up to the question too (because she already did in her mind only and it made sense to her) so he's just sitting there, drinking his Code Red and playing World of Warcraft and she walks in and says "honey, if I weighed 220 pounds would you call me fat?"

 

[00clone]

The "code red" was what put it over the top...well done, heathen.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

You know she probably doesn't softly lead up to the question too (because she already did in her mind only and it made sense to her) so he's just sitting there, drinking his Code Red and playing World of Warcraft and she walks in and says "honey, if I weighed 220 pounds would you call me fat?"

How do you expect him to answer with a mouth full of Cheeto Puffs in his mouth?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

The "code red" was what put it over the top...well done, heathen.

I got some sinnin' to catch up on!

 

[GTO]

Sometimes what you guys talk about make me feel not so smart, but also helps let me know I'm not a nerd.

^^^Beach bum.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

A pic pic I took at work today, GTO.

 

[GTO]

Guys, 00 is being a preachy *** hole and trying to convert me through PM. Can a mod ban this clown already?!?!

I'll be more helpful than that and give you a few good church suggestions:

Branch Davidians
Heaven's Gate
The People's Temple

Just make sure to keep an open mind (and don't drink the Kool-Aid).

 

[00clone]

I'll be more helpful than that and give you a few good church suggestions:

Branch Davidians
Heaven's Gate
The People's Temple

Just make sure to keep an open mind (and don't drink the Kool-Aid).

Interesting bit of trivia...it was actually Flavorade, or some other kool-aid knockoff.

 

[GTO]

A pic pic I took at work today, GTO.

I spent all my day indoors going from my cube to conference rooms, on the phone, mowed my lawn during lunch time (before more rain falls here), and back at home (raining again).
#livingthedream

 

[GTO]

Interesting bit of trivia...it was actually Flavorade, or some other kool-aid knockoff.

Or whatever the #1 selling powdered drink is in Guyana.

This could only have boosted their sales. Just imagine the ad campaign: "a drink so delicious, 900 out of 900 people choose it when comitting mass suicide".

Too soon???

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I'll be more helpful than that and give you a few good church suggestions:

Branch Davidians
Heaven's Gate
The People's Temple

Just make sure to keep an open mind (and don't drink the Kool-Aid).

Which would best satisfy my Jesus Complex?

 

[GTO]

You like shower beers? And I'm the one that's going to hell?

Don't get me started on shower beers...

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I spent all my day indoors going from my cube to conference rooms, on the phone, mowed my lawn during lunch time (before more rain falls here), and back at home (raining again).
#livingthedream

Sounds like we've had pretty similar days.

 

[GTO]

Which would best satisfy my Jesus Complex?

You would probably have to start your own cult. These were more for people with a lemming complex.