Random thoughts III

[GTO]

BBC interviewing a guy who returned to Mogadishu to open a bank. Had a car bomb explode just a few feet away from him outside his bank (which he survived) followed by a woman setting off a bomb vest. Apparently she had been asking around for the defense minister or something like that - claiming to be his niece. The guy says that the bomber was actually working in his bank for 8 months and seemed a pretty nice person but he doesn't think she was very nice afterall. The upshot is the woman was mother of 6 children. WTF? She may get to heaven and have 72 young virgins continually bopping her, but that's not going to help her kids here on earth.

I don't think female suicide bombers get virgins. They just get do do all the housework for the male suicide bombers and their 72 virgins in the afterlife. They should read the fine print.

 

[GTO]

99....

problems?

 

[VeloClone]

99....

Regardless of the number, it is an interpretation failure. The Quran promises no such thing.

http://www.justislam.co.uk/product.php?products_id=216

 

[cyrocksmypants]

problems?

And a ***** is the overwhelming majority of them, apparently.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Regardless of the number, it is an interpretation failure. The Quran promises no such thing.

http://www.justislam.co.uk/product.php?products_id=216

People misinterpret and use their own inferences from a religious reading and state it as fact?!?! Color me shocked.

 

[GTO]

People misinterpret and use their own inferences from a religious reading and state it as fact?!?! Color me shocked.

Where's your jimlad?!

 

[00clone]

People misinterpret and use their own inferences from a religious reading and state it as fact?!?! Color me shocked.

So, guessing you didn't take me up on the challenge to go to church this weekend?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Where's your jimlad?!

Fun fact: Pantsy only uses emoticons or emojis when flirting.

 

[CyArob]

Stop posting so I can get #20,000.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Regardless of the number, it is an interpretation failure. The Quran promises no such thing.

http://www.justislam.co.uk/product.php?products_id=216

I hope I'm not on some kind of list now for clicking this

 

[cyrocksmypants]

So, guessing you didn't take me up on the challenge to go to church this weekend?

STAHP TRYING TO CONVERT ME, 00!!!! YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD!!!!1!!

 

[stormchaser2014]

Stop posting so I can get #20,000.

Not gonna happen

 

[GTO]

Stop posting so I can get #20,000.

So what is the story behind CyCarob instead of CyArob? Been meaning to ask...

 

[3TrueFans]

STAHP TRYING TO CONVERT ME, 00!!!! YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD!!!!1!!

I'm only going to church this weekend if I can bring a bag full of toys and coloring books, and I get to sit on the floor in front of the pew.

 

[00clone]

STAHP TRYING TO CONVERT ME, 00!!!! YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD!!!!1!!

Something, something, sex with your mom.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I'm only going to church this weekend if I can bring a bag full of toys and coloring books, and I get to sit on the floor in front of the pew.

Or at the least, scratch out words in the hymnal and replace them with dirty words.

#heathengoingtohell

 

[GTO]

It's getting cave-ish in here...

 

[SaraV]

So what is the story behind CyCarob instead of CyArob? Been meaning to ask...

That actually used to be his user name.

 

[CyArob]

So what is the story behind CyCarob instead of CyArob? Been meaning to ask...

it was actually cycarob, no capitalization.

 

[GTO]

That actually used to be his user name.

So, what happened?