Random thoughts III

[cyrocksmypants]

No, but I was going to say bye as she left, but she kinda disappeared...I think the nerdy/awkward has physically gone, but not mentally, and she was heartbroken that I didn't recognize her.

You and Mrs. 00 have got her right where you want her.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Nein! Das ist nicht richtig...

Sie sprechen Deutsch?

 

[VeloClone]

Hey, KC. I know that Croce didn't say "don't pee into the wind". That's why I asked if they were saying he missed the mark with his lyric.

Reading comprehension, my friend.

 

[00clone]

Sie sprechen Deutsch?

wo es der laudner schtuben?

 

[cyhiphopp]

I just hate stupid people. Here's been the day in a nutshell.

Stupid customer: where's my state refund?!

Pantsy: well, ma'am, the state of Hawaii has said returns are taking 10-14 weeks to process since they're manually reviewing every return, so it looks like it will probably be around the end of June.

Stupid customer: that's ********, I want my money back!

Pantsy: ma'am, I won't refund you because the state government is taking a while to process.

Stupid customer: well I'm not happy with your services and you charged me too much!

Pantsy: ma'am, if you felt like we were charging too much, you should have said something before the return was done when we could do something about it.

Stupid customer: well I'm telling you now!

Pantsy: maam, you did your return three months ago. That's like buying a candy bar and coming back with the wrapper saying you didn't like the peanuts in it so you want your money back.

Stupid customer: well I didn't know how much you were charging because you took the fees out of the check!

Pantsy: ma'am, you signed 7 different times saying you understood the price.

Stupid customer: well I didn't read it!

Pantsy: ma'am, don't you think you should read or at least ask these things before you sign?

(Fully knowing my employee explained it all to her)

Stupid customer: I want to talk to your supervisor!

Pantsy: ma'am, I AM the supervisor. I'm in charge of the entire state. If you contact corporate, they'll just create a ticket and send your complain to me to call you back.

Stupid customer: well you can go **** yourself! I'm calling the BBB and picketing your store!

Customer hangs up.

This made me think of this Chapelle classic. NSFW language:

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/eb32ns/chappelle-s-show-popcopy---uncensored

 

[cyhiphopp]

Nein! Das ist nicht richtig...

Sie sprechen Deutsch?

wo es der laudner schtuben?

 

[cyhiphopp]

This made me think of this Chapelle classic. NSFW language:

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/eb32ns/chappelle-s-show-popcopy---uncensored

Why? Cause **** em, that's why.

 

[00clone]

It should be noted, for those non-german speakers, that mine is actually german sounding gibberish from a very old David Letterman show.

 

[cyhiphopp]

It should be noted, for those non-german speakers, that mine is actually german sounding gibberish from a very old David Letterman show.

Yeah, that didn't look familiar to me, but I don't know enough to question it.

 

[cyhiphopp]

It should be noted, for those non-german speakers, that mine is actually german sounding gibberish from a very old David Letterman show.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Can somebody confirm, it's healthy to eat raw cookie dough for breakfast, right?

YOU PEEKED!!!!!

(I made the dough last night but didn't have time to bake the cookies)

 

[cowgirl836]

omg, I'm making edit type stuff to a potential database interface. I **** you not they are using Comic Sans as the font right now. WTF. WTF. WTF. If I have to use this expensive interface all the time, it better ******* not be in Comic Sans!

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Sie sprechen Deutsch?

Ja, aber nur ein bisschen. Ich kann Sie verstehen, wenn Sie langsam sprechen.

 

[cyhiphopp]

omg, I'm making edit type stuff to a potential database interface. I **** you not they are using Comic Sans as the font right now. WTF. WTF. WTF. If I have to use this expensive interface all the time, it better ******* not be in Comic Sans!

Well we know where surly works

 

[00clone]

omg, I'm making edit type stuff to a potential database interface. I **** you not they are using Comic Sans as the font right now. WTF. WTF. WTF. If I have to use this expensive interface all the time, it better ******* not be in Comic Sans!

Is surly in the animal genetics software business?

 

[cowgirl836]

Is surly in the animal genetics software business?

can't be him. But I'm like wtf. I think the person just chose it to demo stuff on and it will not be in the final product, but still.

 

[cyhiphopp]

Is surly in the animal genetics software business?

Beat you by "THAT" much.

 

[00clone]

Beat you by "THAT" much.

Mother****er.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Is surly in the animal genetics software business?

I've never seen a job sound so intriguing yet so awful at the same time.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Figured. Still $20 per?

I'll pay you more than that to fly my drone spy plane.