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Haven't been over there, not going to bother. I don't believe the Mayor is leaving yet, but it's pointless to obsess over it. Like JP says, if it happens, it happens...and it will be CFH's decision.
 
Not to go all Bubba Gump for pork, but ribs, bacon, pork chops, ham, and carnitas are all pretty delicious.

Step aside pants, the girl loves pork....

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I have spent more time than is healthy there. Let's just say the stupid is strong there. There is dumb on both the conspiracy - it's already done and the Fred would never leave side. And that isn't even including the if he leaves he is dead to me group.
 
BEEF. It's what's for dinner.

Just ask Garret Hedlund.
Or Matthew McConaughey.
Or (if you're old school) James Garner or Sam Elliott.
Or (if you're REALLY old school) Robert Mitchum.

Signed:
The Texas Cattle Ranchers' Association via the American Beef Council.
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Hey, I ain't got nothing against beef, it just cannot live up to the value of pork when measured in pure pleasure for the money.

Y'all are a bunch of filthy heathens.

It is what comes out of the mouth that defiles a person, pants, not what goes into it. For what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a person.
 
BEEF. It's what's for dinner.

Just ask Garret Hedlund.
Or Matthew McConaughey.
Or (if you're old school) James Garner or Sam Elliott.
Or (if you're REALLY old school) Robert Mitchum.

Signed:
The Texas Cattle Ranchers' Association via the American Beef Council.
:cool:

Come on K.C. you need the Aaron Copeland music from those commercials. :smile:

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Pants, let him know the bathroom scale* is not a fitness measuring device!

Opens thread for seque back to discussion of Army fitness test and "strong like soccer mom".

* I don't own one.


I never said I was fit...in fact, I said I was certainly not 'in shape'...I only listed my ht/wt to indicate that I am not a fatty-fat fattie.
 
Here's what my 3 doofuses usually look like, without jars on their heads.

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Big guy looks guilty of something...
He must have been the one who farted.

(btw, 00 - PapaLew blames the cats)

Maya does fart a lot, but actually Tallulah, the miniature dachshund, has the WORST gas.

I get her back though. She sleeps under the blankets of our bed. If I let out a fart of any kind, she'll come up to the top and glare at me.
 
Corgis are awesome dogs. Unless you let them get fat and they can barely walk around with their stubby legs. Leave it to my ex mother-in-law. Poor dog.
 
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