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A pregnant lady swimming underwater is in fact a human submarine.

The roof of your mouth is more just a ceiling.

If I touch my phone in the right places pizza will
show up at my door.

Using your laptop to research buying a new one is basically asking to dig its own grave

A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt


The "return policy" section is missing, though...

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06, 5 year plan (changed majors a few times). Just to make it easy, I'm 32.

I took the 4.5 year plan, but mostly because journalism is dumb and has dumb rules. Though it seems I'm not the only one, as I think half of the regulars here are December grads.

By the way, guys. My 10 year is this year. I just had my high school 10 year it feels like! I should not be having my college 10 year already.

KC or Boxster, are the years supposed to moving this fast as I age?!
 
Prepper thread got me thinking that when I'm in my garage unloading after a Costco run, my neighbors probably think I have a bunker under my house.

Does anyone have any OCD-ish concerns about running out of a certain item? I'm usually a stickler for having milk, bread, peanut butter, and some kind of fruit on hand at all times. I have enough canned goods on hand to sustain us for several days, but I can't say that I am stockpiling goods. I view it as more common sense than anything, I guess.

Not food, but if we get less than two packages (not rolls) of toilet paper at my house, my wife acts like we are out and will mention having to make sure we get toilet paper every day until we get more. If we ever actually get to one roll, she will be a complete head case.

I'm convinced that if something were to happen to us and someone had to clean out our house, they'd think we had some horrible bowel issues and our obituaries would reflect that.

Don't you know how women are with toilet paper? We hoard that. "I don't have a square to spare" We were down to about 6 rolls and I went and got the biggest package Target has (it was on sale this week). With 5 females in the house we go through as much as a small sorority.

When Ames flooded in 2010 we were on water restrictions. The city handed out free water, you could go get your allotment every day. We have a couple cases of water downstairs from 2010.
 
I took the 4.5 year plan, but mostly because journalism is dumb and has dumb rules. Though it seems I'm not the only one, as I think half of the regulars here are December grads.

By the way, guys. My 10 year is this year. I just had my high school 10 year it feels like! I should not be having my college 10 year already.

KC or Boxster, are the years supposed to moving this fast as I age?!

I find it hard to believe that my ten year is going to be next year. I don't feel that old or look that old.
 
Interviewing another kid today. I feel like he is probably smarter than me judging by some words and abbreviations he used in his resume that I have idea about.

I must intimidate him.
 
The "return policy" section is missing, though...

:eek:

Yeah, a receipt usually shows what you paid for something. Want a baby receipt? You'd have to collect all the bills from OB visits, hospital, doctors (mom and baby), and whoever else decides to bill you. And the return policy is pretty crappy. ;)
 
Yeah, a receipt usually shows what you paid for something. Want a baby receipt? You'd have to collect all the bills from OB visits, hospital, doctors (mom and baby), and whoever else decides to bill you. And the return policy is pretty crappy. ;)


Thankfully, there's always Craigslist.

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I took way too long to graduate. I spent 3 years in Computer Engineering before abandoning that major for Management of Information Systems. Lots of my courses transferred but it still took me another 2 1/2 years to graduate. I could have gotten a math minor with a few more courses after all the Calc I took for CprE. I was done though.
 
I took way too long to graduate. I spent 3 years in Computer Engineering before abandoning that major for Management of Information Systems. Lots of my courses transferred but it still took me another 2 1/2 years to graduate. I could have gotten a math minor with a few more courses after all the Calc I took for CprE. I was done though.

I suffered through cpre for way too long as well.
 
I took way too long to graduate. I spent 3 years in Computer Engineering before abandoning that major for Management of Information Systems. Lots of my courses transferred but it still took me another 2 1/2 years to graduate. I could have gotten a math minor with a few more courses after all the Calc I took for CprE. I was done though.

Ring can probably clarify, but in Journalism, you need an unrelated area of emphasis (probably because they know how crappy journalism jobs pay) which I believe is 12 credits. I think a minor is 18?

So if I would have taken two more classes, I could have a sociology minor. Which would be about as worthless as my JLMC major is with the business I'm in (though I do use my sociology studies a lot in management). I just was so ready to be done with school by my super senior year that I refused to do it. Probably silly looking back on it now.
 
I took the 4.5 year plan, but mostly because journalism is dumb and has dumb rules. Though it seems I'm not the only one, as I think half of the regulars here are December grads.

By the way, guys. My 10 year is this year. I just had my high school 10 year it feels like! I should not be having my college 10 year already.

KC or Boxster, are the years supposed to moving this fast as I age?!

Dude, time is like on warp speed for me. Buckle your seat belt, you haven't even started to fly through time yet.
 
Dude, time is like on warp speed for me. Buckle your seat belt, you haven't even started to fly through time yet.

I'm suddenly feeling my own mortality! 32 feels way too young for a mid life crisis (though many of my friends and family try to say I already had my mid life crisis when I moved out here).
 
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