Random thoughts III

[cyrocksmypants]

Really? Guess I never thought of that. Figured it wasn't a normal thing.

You should see them hop up the stairs.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

14 treadmills. Me and one other person using one each. Some dude comes up to me and uses the one right next to me. I feel this is almost as bad as doing this at the urinals. And what's worded is he's doused in so much Axe spray to the point he smells like a desperate dude trying to pick up a stripper he's fallen in love with.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

So the chick that was on the other treadmill before cologne guy joined? Starts SCREAMING into her phone in what I believe to be Italian.

#HawaiiLifeBruh

 

[55dB]

That's the ONLY away he can go down stairs. Them short little corgi legs aren't conducive to regular walking.

Wait, you have a corgi? That makes you alright in my book.

 

[NWICY]

Frontline makes me angry at the world. A chicken place responsible for multiple outbreaks of a very serious strain of salmonella over multiple years and FSIS can't shut it down because they have no authority. And they won't ask Congress for authority. Because lobbying.

GAR.

Hey at least the DeCosters got a little jail time for this last outbreak, it'll be interesting to see if they ever do anytime though.

 

[NWICY]

I kind of wish I was invited to this hipster wedding that serves protein shakes and sushi, that's a trainwreck I want to see.

55 I think you you'll fit in here just fine welcome.

 

[NWICY]

that would be the bestest and most hilariousest thing ever.

He gets the ole binocs out and sees this:

Is this pic of 00 after a bad case of bacon withdrawal? Sorry 00 but who couldn't think of that.

 

[wxman1]

Wait, you have a corgi? That makes you alright in my book.

Would you by chance want to move to Hawaii?

If so we might have a match here.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Good Mornijg, 55dB

 

[VikesFan22]

Good Mornijg, 55dB

Good try.

 

[55dB]

Would you by chance want to move to Hawaii?

If so we might have a match here.

Well I do love the beach and can do my job from anywhere.

 

[00clone]

Well I do love the beach and can do my job from anywhere.

What's your thoughts on baby pineapples?

(c'mon pants, me and wxman can't do all the work here)

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Well I do love the beach and can do my job from anywhere.

Here's the ultimate test then...can you bake?

 

[ImJustKCClone]

What's your thoughts on baby pineapples?

(c'mon pants, me and wxman can't do all the work here)

Cut him some slack...he won't be awake for hours.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Well I do love the beach and can do my job from anywhere.

Welp, RT group, I'm convinced.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

What's your thoughts on baby pineapples?

(c'mon pants, me and wxman can't do all the work here)

Wait. Let me see if I can dig out my baby pineapple picture.....

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Welp, RT group, I'm convinced.

Whoa - you're up early (or late, depending on your POV)

 

[55dB]

Here's the ultimate test then...can you bake?

I did bake my step mom a cake for mothers day. Haven't mastered making pies but I'm good with cakes, cheesecake, cookies, muffins, and banana bread.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Well I do love the beach and can do my job from anywhere.

And you picked Omaha to move to?

I'm originally 45 minutes from Council Bluffs. I don't think I could be paid enough to move to Counciltucky or Omaha

 

[55dB]

My close friends are all in Omaha, and I didn't want to go too far from my parents because they're old and I'm the only one of my siblings that could easily make it home for an emergency.