Random thoughts thread

[cyrocksmypants]

I do not know that one.

Probably for the better.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Is cowgirl just talking to herself again?

 

[cowgirl836]

Is cowgirl just talking to herself again?

no, I was talking to Pantsy. We made a movie.

 

[cowgirl836]

you getting ready to get on a plane?

how about getting a rental car?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I bought a baby pineapple.

 

[Dandy]

Scenario: so you're married and a person of the opposite sex that you don't know says "hey you're cute!" What do you say back?

I'm curious because I don't know how to tell her to go away.

 

[cowgirl836]

Scenario: so you're married and a person of the opposite sex that you don't know says "hey you're cute!" What do you say back?

I'm curious because I don't know how to tell her to go away.

I'd probably be super awkward and say something like "I bought a baby pineapple". That makes them go away.

But bigger question, are you happily married, making a spreadsheet, or drunk at this wedding?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Scenario: so you're married and a person of the opposite sex that you don't know says "hey you're cute!" What do you say back?

I'm curious because I don't know how to tell her to go away.

"Wanna ****?"

Alright, next question on "Ask Pantsy"!

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I'd probably be super awkward and say something like "I bought a baby pineapple". That makes them go away.

But bigger question, are you happily married, making a spreadsheet, or drunk at this wedding?

Baby pineapples are pretty much their own wingman.

 

[cowgirl836]

Baby pineapples are pretty much their own wingman.

You should try this out and report back to us.

 

[cowgirl836]

and Dandy, your only advice is coming from drunk Brooklyn and no-pants Pantsy. Best course of action is to grab your wife's *** and take her home for some sweet Dandy loving and a yes in the Excel spreadsheet.

 

[cowgirl836]

DH is like y u laughing. I say, too many inside jokes, you won't understand it. He has me tell him anyway. He doesn't get the whole Brooklyn/Pantsy thing. Sigh.

 

[cowgirl836]

DH just left the room because I cut his lonely stray hand hairs with scissors.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

You should try this out and report back to us.

Walk up in the club, be like "What up? I got a baby pineapple." Panties be DROPPING to that dance floor.

 

[cowgirl836]

Walk up in the club, be like "What up? I got a baby pineapple." Panties be DROPPING to that dance floor.

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Such a hipster, copying my headless shots. Though dude, your forearms be jacked.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Scenario: so you're married and a person of the opposite sex that you don't know says "hey you're cute!" What do you say back?

I'm curious because I don't know how to tell her to go away.

Wait. Is she hot?

 

[cowgirl836]

Wait. Is she hot?

he's married!

 

[CoKane]

Scenario: so you're married and a person of the opposite sex that you don't know says "hey you're cute!" What do you say back?

I'm curious because I don't know how to tell her to go away.

Say to her; really? You are the ugliest mofo I've ever seen. Women love that.

 

[Dandy]

Too many white people and not enough Macarena.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Such a hipster, copying my headless shots. Though dude, your forearms be jacked.

Yours was more a boobless shot I thought?

And I think it's the baby pineapple. That makes it look that way.