Random thoughts thread

[cmjh10]

cowgirl, how much rim have you had tonight?

 

[cowgirl836]

lol, my speed was fantastic but my attention was ******.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Rum Brooklyn is kind of a jerk when she's brain exercising.

 

[cowgirl836]

cowgirl, how much rim have you had tonight?

no rim at all. Maybe like 5oz rum. But I's little, so not much is needed.

 

[cmjh10]

cowgirl, how much rum have you had tonight?

Fixed

 

[cowgirl836]

how do I get this for free?????? I'm not spending money on this shiz, I need money for wood floors and lights and ****!

 

[cowgirl836]

I'm really glad DH lives with me now so I don't have to watch Criminal Minds and go to bed thinking I'll die.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

how do I get this for free?????? I'm not spending money on this shiz, I need money for wood floors and lights and ****!

You DID choose the wood floors. I knew I could convince you.

 

[cowgirl836]

You DID choose the wood floors. I knew I could convince you.

for the high traffic areas. Still poison-inducing carpet in the bedrooms.

 

[cowgirl836]

can you really kill someone by shooting them underwater? I feel that Criminal Minds is taking liberties with physics.

 

[cowgirl836]

this girls' nose is so tiny.

 

[cmjh10]

can you really kill someone by shooting them underwater? I feel that Criminal Minds is taking liberties with physics.

I think MythBusters did something like that, and I think they said no

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Are you sure it was just 5 ounces of rum? You sure DH isn't trying to slip you more to improve on his spreadsheet?

 

[cowgirl836]

I think MythBusters did something like that, and I think they said no

sweeeeeeeeeeeeet. See, I don't need to take physics to understand when something is ********.

 

[cowgirl836]

Are you sure it was just 5 ounces of rum? You sure DH isn't trying to slip you more to improve on his spreadsheet?

Pretty sure. We're almost out. I was going to put it on the grocery list, but DH already had. This is why I married that man.

I think he was implying yes on his spreadsheet. Just saying when I didn't put out that he got it from his whores.

 

[MeanDean]

Went to in-law family wedding rehearsal today. Hall was booked months ago. Bride/friends showed up today to decorate and they're all, like, "Hey, no. You called and cancelled. Said you were preggers and weren't going to need the hall."

None of it true. Suspecting an ex...

Fortunately it's all straightened out but not before some serious hand wringing.

 

[cowgirl836]

my arms are like, so ripped you guys.

 

[cowgirl836]

Went to in-law family wedding rehearsal today. Hall was booked months ago. Bride/friends showed up today to decorate and they're all, like, "Hey, no. You called and cancelled. Said you were preggers and weren't going to need the hall."

None of it true. Suspecting an ex...

Fortunately it's all straightened out but not before some serious hand wringing.

omg, that is horrific. What a crazy person.

 

[MeanDean]

Shorts were an amazing idea. I'm just sitting here and sweating. I would have some major issues if I was wearing pants.

In my younger days one of my life goals was to always be the second most casually dressed person at gatherings. No one remembers what you wore, only the guy who dressed worse.

 

[cowgirl836]

look quick, short lived arm pic coming up