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I'm guessing cowgirl is the one in the wedding dress, I was talking about the chick in front who copied the guy from The 5th Element's hairdo:

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To be fair, both Gary Oldman double and Cowgirl both look motor boatable in that picture.
 
To be fair, both Gary Oldman double and Cowgirl both look motor boatable in that picture.


Valid point, however, 5th element chick looks more down to get her freak on...you gotta go with the high ROI prospect.

*edit: Besides, you at a wedding...you goin' after the one in the white dress, or the one in the shiny teal dress? I rest my case.

<full disclosure, I'm a dude, and I'm colorblind, that might not be teal, I don't know.>
 
Valid point, however, 5th element chick looks more down to get her freak on...you gotta go with the high ROI prospect.

*edit: Besides, you at a wedding...you goin' after the one in the white dress, or the one in the shiny teal dress? I rest my case.

<full disclosure, I'm a dude, and I'm colorblind, that might not be teal, I don't know.>

Yeah. But you know for a fact The cowgirl in the picture gets drunk and has a window.
 
Back to random...Pantsy...you're in Hawaii....I need something and it's not a place to crash. My wife's sister (not the one married to ****** Carl) got married there last year, and we were on Maui going for a drive and listening to this local radio station. This song came on and the whole car ended up singing along, it became a running joke the whole trip. Their anniversary is coming up, and I'd like to get them a copy of it, but searching on the interwebs for the lyrics I know (One Banana, Two banana, three banana for my family"...all I get is that stupid one banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, four song. I can get you a name of the DJ at the wedding, but beyond that, all I got is the lyrics listed above. Hook a brother up, I'll owe you forever.

*edit: Just to be clear...DJ at wedding never played the song, but he's local.
 
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Wait, did you just call me Carl? You're f'ing dead to me, cowgirl...that's my ******** UNI fan brother in law's name. I can't even...sonofa...no way that just happened.


hahahahahahahha. Maybe your name is Scott or Jason.
 
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Wait, did you just call me Carl? You're f'ing dead to me, cowgirl...that's my ******** UNI fan brother in law's name. I can't even...sonofa...no way that just happened.

You'll forever be in my head as the annoying kid in the Walking Dead now.
 
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Back to random...Pantsy...you're in Hawaii....I need something and it's not a place to crash. My wife's sister (not the one married to ****** Carl) got married there last year, and we were on Maui going for a drive and listening to this local radio station. This song came on and the whole car ended up singing along, it became a running joke the whole trip. Their anniversary is coming up, and I'd like to get them a copy of it, but searching on the interwebs for the lyrics I know (One Banana, Two banana, three banana for my family"...all I get is that stupid one banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, four song. I can get you a name of the DJ at the wedding, but beyond that, all I got is the lyrics listed above. Hook a brother up, I'll owe you forever.

*edit: Just to be clear...DJ at wedding never played the song, but he's local.

But it was an island song? Or more like reggae?
 
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I think she's grasping at straws now, Carl.


Carl is allergic to yellow cheese but not white cheese. Carl used to only be able to drink pop from a glass bottle, because he was allergic to pop in cans or plastic. When they phased out glass, he travelled the state stockpiling glass 8 packs of his favorite. When Carl ran out of glass, he found he was <poof> magically cured of his allergy to plastic bottles. (he claimed they must have changed the 'formula' of the plastic in the bottles) The wedding in Hawaii was the weekend of the ISU/UNI game, and he was laughing at the fact that I was struggling to get the game going on cyclones.tv and finally asked who ISU was even playing...but once he found out, started talking **** like he was UNI superfan. I told him to shut his face, since he didn't even know UNI was playing. Carl won't use a pink towel if that's the only towel left in the bath towel pile. Carl doesn't wear shoes unless he's required to.

I am not Carl.
 
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