Stevie Clark Arrested

[TykeClone]

Wonder how he explains this one to his mother?

He's probably reading this thread so that he can explain the mechanics of it :biglaugh:

 

[CYme]

Wonder how he explains this one to his mother?

Oh come on, Travis Ford is not that girly.

 

[cyclone1975]

This can only end badly for ISU. Whomever replaces him (if he is suspended) will come in and have the game of his life and drop 30. So ISU is probably better off if he plays.

 

[burn587]

This can only end badly for ISU. Whomever replaces him (if he is suspended) will come in and have the game of his life and drop 30. So ISU is probably better off if he plays.

I have the same feeling. Throw in the fact that Forte tweaked his ankle at the end of last game it just screams ISU kick in the nuts from some random white guy.

 

[CoKane]

Wouldn't the **** just get all over your own car? Really, how would this end well for the car owner? I wouldn't want to wash **** off my car.

 

[CoKane]

This might be my favorite thread of all time.

 

[Cyclonesince78]

He hasn't really done anything all year. If he's out, the only way this might hurt them is if Smart gets in foul trouble.

 

[dunar]

Roll the window up?

 

[Spam]

It might be easier to take a dump out of a moving car. But peeing? That takes some acrobatic athleticism. NBA scouts would be impressed, I would think.

 

[cyclonestate]

Could just have your upper body outside the car. Knees on the car windowsill. Legs inside the car. Maybe have an arm holding onto the car.
Thats how they did it in some movie. Can't remember which one it was though.

Or if you're extremely well endowed, this feat could be accomplished while remaining seated inside the vehicle.

 

[cyclonespiker33]

So was this car moving or stationary? That makes a huge difference in the level of difficulty.

 

[JtownCy]

There was an urban legend of an older guy from my home town who was mooning a car and "accidentally" pooped all over the side of the car while doing it. People still talk about the legend of the moon brown down. Dude was a fat piece with no athleticism so if he can do it anyone can. Peeing must be way harder. Probably moved Stevie Clark up to a lottery pick after this.

 

[bluestarcyclone]

He hasn't really done anything all year. If he's out, the only way this might hurt them is if Smart gets in foul trouble.

Yeah, its not a huge loss stats-wise (only would usually expect about 2 points out of him in conference) but theyre not exactly very deep, only really going 2 deep into their bench (including Clark). His average ~15 minutes (in conference) have to be redistributed.

 

[cyguytillidie]

Question: Will the police report have details of how Mr. Clark performed this act?
The people need to know!

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

guys... kneel on the seat and thrust forward. not that hard.

 

[peteypie]

guys... kneel on the seat and thrust forward. not that hard.

Depends on the vehicle, but that wouldn't leave a lot of head room.

 

[cyguytillidie]

guys... kneel on the seat and thrust forward. not that hard.

No way that works.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "pitxing into the wind"...

 

[Psiclone]

Agreed it could, hopefully we could also agree the fact that this is possible is stupid. Let's see, urinating in public, molesting little boys/girls, yep, let's treat them the same.

could be be charged with public urination or indecent exposure, depending if he was displaying to the public vs. going behind a tree.

 

[Wesley]

It might be easier to take a dump out of a moving car. But peeing? That takes some acrobatic athleticism. NBA scouts would be impressed, I would think.

I hope the wind was not blowing the wrong direction or it might be **** City.