Random Thoughts Thread #1

[Doc]

Whenever I'm watching an adult flick, I always find it interesting when I see one of the "actors" wearing a wedding ring. It leaves a lot of unanswered questions for me. Does their spouse know? Why would they wear a wedding ring while they're banging someone else?

I actually like being married to a porn star. Every day she comes home to you is a victory.

 

[vmbplayer]

Please tell me one of you two are a cable repair man.

 

[ribsnwhiskey]

You can imagine where it goes from here.

 

[cyhiphopp]

Whenever I'm watching an adult flick, I always find it interesting when I see one of the "actors" wearing a wedding ring. It leaves a lot of unanswered questions for me. Does their spouse know? Why would they wear a wedding ring while they're banging someone else?

This coming from Carl Hungus is rather fitting.

 

[cmjh10]

 

[CyArob]

Quoting before deletion

 

[00clone]

Way to go CMJH...all random thoughts just stopped...perhaps all thoughts entirely.

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

We have a girl in our office than says "pin" for pen and "pellow" for pillow. I want to scream every time I hear it (which is several times per day.)

switch the dang letters and make them both sound correct!

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

We have a girl in our office than says "pin" for pen and "pellow" for pillow. I want to scream every time I hear (which is several times per day.

switch the dang letters and make them both sound correct!

Just hit her.

 

[3TrueFans]

We have a girl in our office than says "pin" for pen and "pellow" for pillow. I want to scream every time I hear it (which is several times per day.)

switch the dang letters and make them both sound correct!

Do you work in a pellow factory?

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

Do you work in a pellow factory?

What the hell else is there in Marshalltown?

 

[WalkingCY]

Why do people with convertibles drive around with the tops down, the front windows down, but the rear windows up?

Hey dude/chick, it looks stupid!

Are these the same people who plaster their back license plates with each year's renewal sticker bordering the numbers?

I can't stand those people. If I were a cop, I would single them out and pull them over all the time.

 

[3TrueFans]

What the hell else is there in Marshalltown?

Far as I'm aware Marshalltown just consists of a Taco John's and a Maid Rite.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Why do people go to shared folders at work and create a shortcut to a file, then copy the shortcut and paste it to their desktop ?
I just opened a folder and there were 3 shortcuts created to the same file. What part of send to desktop don't they understand ?

 

[Cyclonepride]

This probably belongs here

 

[cyhiphopp]

Just hit her.

with a pellow?

 

[cyhiphopp]

That's actually a very SPECIFIC thought I often have.

 

[cyhiphopp]

Why do people go to shared folders at work and create a shortcut to a file, then copy the shortcut and paste it to their desktop ?
I just opened a folder and there were 3 shortcuts created to the same file. What part of send to desktop don't they understand ?

The common sense and basic technical skills exhibited by my coworkers often give me mild seizures.

Whenever I am asked to come and help someone I want to physically rip the keyboard away from them and do it in 1/100 the amount of time.

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

Whenever I am asked to come and help someone I want to physically rip the keyboard away from them and do it in 1/100 the amount of time.

I know every little about computers but I'm still asked to help people. Try describing the little google street view guy to an old person on the phone! argh!

 

[cowgirl836]

I know every little about computers but I'm still asked to help people. Try describing the little google street view guy to an old person on the phone! argh!

anything with old people and computers over the phone is painful. Husband gets that role with his parents and I get frustrated just listening to his end of the conversation.