Favorite quotes.

[TheAdmiral]

"You know what I think about before I pull the trigger? I think about the infield fly rule. I love that ******* rule. It assumes the worst of everybody. It says sorry batter you're a smuck for poppin' up with runners on and you stupid @$$ infielder you don't get to cheat and drop the ball just because you caught a break. My favorite part, the batter's out but the runners advance at their own risk. That's the way life should be, you can be a mother****** at your own risk... or not”

 

[milrtym]

"Never half *** two things. Whole *** 1 thing"

Rob Swanson

 

[CyCy]

Johnny Orr (I can't remember who he was talking about) "He thinks he's playing defense if he knows the number of the guy he's supposed to be guarding"

 

[kevdiv48]

"Never half *** two things. Whole *** 1 thing"

Rob Swanson

That would be Ron Swanson, but fantastic choice either way.

 

[kevdiv48]

Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.
-Rod Kimble

 

[oldman]

Let's be independent together! -Hermie the Elf

Also, see my sig, Ed Thomas's quote.

 

[oldman]

i have never pooped a 10 pound turd, but i would tell everyone if i did.

Poop - YouTube

 

[oldman]

You don't have to eat the whole turd to know it's not a crab cake. - The book Shadow of the Hegemon by Orson Scott Card

Great read.

 

[Cycl1]

Great read.

The whole Ender/shadow series are pretty solid, Children of the Mind is a little out there though.

 

[Gonzo]

"He wants Texas back."
- Tommy Lasorda, when asked about possible terms in pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela's contract negotiations.

 

[Hiltonmagk]

"An hour spent in thoughtful silence is worth days and days of talking"

"Attitude reflect leadership, Captain"

Ok one's a movie quote but it's one I really like.

 

[scyclonekid]

"That John Denver is full of **** man."

 

[Cycl1]

"An hour spent in thoughtful silence is worth days and days of talking"

"Attitude reflect leadership, Captain"

Ok one's a movie quote but it's one I really like.

Remember the titans is a solid movie too.

 

[CyCy]

Some Frosty Mitchel quotes from the state basketball tournament.

"Has a hunch, gets a bunch"
"He dribbles into the land of the giants"
"The sands of opportunity are dwindling through the hourglass of time"

 

[cloneswereall]

I did not read through this thread, but I doubt this one was mentioned. I even have a shirt with the quote that I love.

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

 

[Rabbuk]

I want to disturb my neighbour 'Cause I'm feeling so right. I want to turn up my disco. Blow them to full watts tonight.

 

[Boxerdaddy]

"Get knocked down once, stand up twice." - not sure

Honestly I'm not sure it's intended meaning but love to use it as inspiration.

 

[docholihawk]

Joe Gibbs. Talent wins the first three quarters, character wins the fourth.

 

[enisthemenace]

You're the leader of two things right now. Jack...and ****...and Jack left town.

First you want to kill me. Now you want to kiss me. Blow.

Lady. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store.

Give me some sugar, Baby.

 

[jdoggivjc]

And shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee
Power hath descended forth from thy hand
That my feet may carry out thy command
And we shall forth a river unto thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
En nomine et Patri
Et Fili
Et Spiritu Sancti...

BANG!!!