CF vs. HawkNation Alexa Rank

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Make a list of what Kinnick and Hawkeye Nation have in common. I'll start:

1. Neither place has a bathroom

Uh, we don't use a bathroom, dude. We **** in the bottle we smuggled in when we are done drinking it, thus getting drunk and not missing the game at the same time.
 
What is the obsession between Clone fans and the word Hok? The only time I hear that word is when it is used on Cyclonefanatic.

You hear it here? What, do you read it in public? I dont know where it cames from really, but its probably as annoying as the Clown thing I would imagine.
 
You hear it here? What, do you read it in public? I dont know where it cames from really, but its probably as annoying as the Clown thing I would imagine.

Everything I read I speak out loud. You don't?

Not really annoying, just dumbfounding, I suppose. I have yet to understand what it means. According to UrbanDick, it means "sexual activity" or a "female that talks too fast". I suppose that could be taken as a burn, but I haven't seen anyone here explain it to me as such.
 
What is the obsession between Clone fans and the word Hok? The only time I hear that word is when it is used on Cyclonefanatic.

Seriously? I guess it's sort of like how people from the south can't hear their own accents. Next time you're at a football game, take a moment and really listen to your fellow fan. You'll hear "Go HOKS!!!" pretty darn regularly. I'm not sure what it is about Iowa fans and their aversion to the "w" sound, but it's prevalent.
 
_hile I'd love to continue this lively discussion, I must go to my $100k/yr job (I'm on the high side, you see) for a _hile.

See you proles in a little bit.
 
I didn't post in the In-State Rivals forum since I hoped it would stay civil. Sorry, mods, if this was a foolish assumption.

One poster noted that Iowa's Rivals/Scout sites are pretty good; do people agree that this draws traffic away from HawkeyeNation?

I don't know that HawkeyeNation's poor aesthetics are to blame; even Tigerboard (which is about the most visually repulsive site I've ever seen) has an Alexa rank of 55,261...way higher than HawkNation.