Ukrainian Brides

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Just wondering about communication...do you have to learn how to speak Ukrainian, or do they arrive fully aware of your intentions, needing only hand signals and crude gestures to understand their role in your life?


just wave a fake green card application in front of them then go

uh uh uh and whip it out
 
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Totally legit.

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Bos, did your order show up. I was thinking you got yours placed first. I haven't seen anything yet and am thinking something is off.
 
Mine showed up a week an a half ago. Her name was Olga and I told her I found her through Cyclone Fanatic. She ran away and I discovered, through Cyclone Fanatic, that she was using the same name I gave her to where she ran away to - Kentucky. Yup, Sarah Hoke was my Ukrainian bride.
 

Loading the bride into that truck raises a lot of UPS process questions:
1) I assume that she isn't shipped along the belts and chutes.
2) She probably goes on the irregular cart.
3) She probably can't be loaded on a shelf in the back of that truck. Is it safe to load the bride on the floor? What if something falls? Will somebody complain that his bride has parcel damage?
4) How do you insure your bride during shipping?
 
I heard everyone that goes to Iowa State and teaches gets a free Ukranian Bride...I've checked the mail and haven't gotten mine. Did everyone else get theirs?
 
Anyone else having any luck? Almost been 2 years and I'm still waiting on mine. Getting a little worried with the fighting going on over there.
 
I actually worked with a guy who did this. He was telling me about it and it took every ounce of self-control I have to keep from laughing in his face.
 
I know a Russian girl that told me she came to America as a Russian mail order bride. She is now divorced from that guy. I am not sure if she was serious or joking though about being a mail order bride.
 
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