St Martin!
Totally saw one do that somewhere in the middle of Nebraska just a few weeks ago........Nearly drove off I-80 watching him.....Unrelated but I could spend all day watching spray planes. I swear I watched one last week flying under power lines.
Unrelated but I could spend all day watching spray planes. I swear I watched one last week flying under power lines.
I dont think you could get me onto an Osprey. Just a triumph of overengineering.Was in an emergency landing in a Cessna when I was a kid. Engine stopped and we had to glide to the airport. Cabin was full of smoke .
Also every time I flew in a helicopter or Osprey we n the Marines
Judas Priest dude I hope I’m never on one of your flights. #6 reminds me of an episode of House MD.I have a few from my travels.
1.) Madrid to Newark one time. I'm in the aisle seat and the guy in the middle seat is sweating heavily, breathing hard, holding his legs just weird stuff. Window seat asks if he's OK and the middle seat guy nods. During take off the guy just collapses face first into the seat in front of him. Window seat guy is trying to shake him asking if he's OK. I'm pounding the call button. The guy across the aisle from me gets up and starts yelling for help. The flight attendants yell at us over the intercom. Pretty chaotic. We get to 10k feet and the attendants come back to see what's going on. Doctor requested, a few on board, and they call it like they see it. Middle seat in front of him was his friend says he's had 3 heart attacks before. We circle back and land and guy next to me gets carted off the plane with his friend. The guy that died relieved himself so there was quite the stench and they moved several of us to different seats.
2.) During descent from Atlanta to Dallas we hit a pocket of air or something and it felt like we were in free fall and we slam down stabilizing. Bags fall out and air masks were deployed. People's phones were everywhere. Landed fine.
3.) Chicago to Frankfurt. Pilot comes over the intercom and says to take your seat immediately and buckle up including the flight attendants. Business class flight attendant was rushing back with the cart and we hit turbulence and she went head over heels over the cart in a near perfect flip. Broke both her heels when she landed. Not sure if anything else happened but didn't see her get up from her jump seat the rest of the flight and she was wheelchaired off.
4.) Dallas to Los Angeles. Guy was drunk or something and proceeded to attempt to kick the cockpit door in. A couple of the flight attendants and a huge guy in first class wrestle him down and he's ziptied to his seat. He proceeds to yell the rest of the time including pissing himself to get them to untie him. Police were there when we landed.
5.) Dallas to Cleveland. Plane immediately got off the runway in one of the quickest turns I've ever had. Pilot said another plane was doing an emergency landing last second right behind us and apologized for the jerky turn.
6.) Louisville to Chicago. I don't know exactly what happened but there was several people becoming sick in the back of the plane. Then the smell was getting so bad on the plane other people started throwing up too and it was a crazy like chain reaction. Flight attendants came around and asked if there were any more air sickness bags and then went over the intercom and said to try our best to keep it contained because there was no more bags. I thought it was the next apocalypse happening and I was next.
Just what came to mind immediately. A few aborted landings/takeoffs but all got sorted out.
Yikes! I’m pretty sure every one of these stories would be everyone else’s worst flight story. And you’ve had 6 of them.I have a few from my travels.
1.) Madrid to Newark one time. I'm in the aisle seat and the guy in the middle seat is sweating heavily, breathing hard, holding his legs just weird stuff. Window seat asks if he's OK and the middle seat guy nods. During take off the guy just collapses face first into the seat in front of him. Window seat guy is trying to shake him asking if he's OK. I'm pounding the call button. The guy across the aisle from me gets up and starts yelling for help. The flight attendants yell at us over the intercom. Pretty chaotic. We get to 10k feet and the attendants come back to see what's going on. Doctor requested, a few on board, and they call it like they see it. Middle seat in front of him was his friend says he's had 3 heart attacks before. We circle back and land and guy next to me gets carted off the plane with his friend. The guy that died relieved himself so there was quite the stench and they moved several of us to different seats.
2.) During descent from Atlanta to Dallas we hit a pocket of air or something and it felt like we were in free fall and we slam down stabilizing. Bags fall out and air masks were deployed. People's phones were everywhere. Landed fine.
3.) Chicago to Frankfurt. Pilot comes over the intercom and says to take your seat immediately and buckle up including the flight attendants. Business class flight attendant was rushing back with the cart and we hit turbulence and she went head over heels over the cart in a near perfect flip. Broke both her heels when she landed. Not sure if anything else happened but didn't see her get up from her jump seat the rest of the flight and she was wheelchaired off.
4.) Dallas to Los Angeles. Guy was drunk or something and proceeded to attempt to kick the cockpit door in. A couple of the flight attendants and a huge guy in first class wrestle him down and he's ziptied to his seat. He proceeds to yell the rest of the time including pissing himself to get them to untie him. Police were there when we landed.
5.) Dallas to Cleveland. Plane immediately got off the runway in one of the quickest turns I've ever had. Pilot said another plane was doing an emergency landing last second right behind us and apologized for the jerky turn.
6.) Louisville to Chicago. I don't know exactly what happened but there was several people becoming sick in the back of the plane. Then the smell was getting so bad on the plane other people started throwing up too and it was a crazy like chain reaction. Flight attendants came around and asked if there were any more air sickness bags and then went over the intercom and said to try our best to keep it contained because there was no more bags. I thought it was the next apocalypse happening and I was next.
Just what came to mind immediately. A few aborted landings/takeoffs but all got sorted out.
Have you considered writing a book? Jesus man. Those are all terrible.I have a few from my travels.
1.) Madrid to Newark one time. I'm in the aisle seat and the guy in the middle seat is sweating heavily, breathing hard, holding his legs just weird stuff. Window seat asks if he's OK and the middle seat guy nods. During take off the guy just collapses face first into the seat in front of him. Window seat guy is trying to shake him asking if he's OK. I'm pounding the call button. The guy across the aisle from me gets up and starts yelling for help. The flight attendants yell at us over the intercom. Pretty chaotic. We get to 10k feet and the attendants come back to see what's going on. Doctor requested, a few on board, and they call it like they see it. Middle seat in front of him was his friend says he's had 3 heart attacks before. We circle back and land and guy next to me gets carted off the plane with his friend. The guy that died relieved himself so there was quite the stench and they moved several of us to different seats.
2.) During descent from Atlanta to Dallas we hit a pocket of air or something and it felt like we were in free fall and we slam down stabilizing. Bags fall out and air masks were deployed. People's phones were everywhere. Landed fine.
3.) Chicago to Frankfurt. Pilot comes over the intercom and says to take your seat immediately and buckle up including the flight attendants. Business class flight attendant was rushing back with the cart and we hit turbulence and she went head over heels over the cart in a near perfect flip. Broke both her heels when she landed. Not sure if anything else happened but didn't see her get up from her jump seat the rest of the flight and she was wheelchaired off.
4.) Dallas to Los Angeles. Guy was drunk or something and proceeded to attempt to kick the cockpit door in. A couple of the flight attendants and a huge guy in first class wrestle him down and he's ziptied to his seat. He proceeds to yell the rest of the time including pissing himself to get them to untie him. Police were there when we landed.
5.) Dallas to Cleveland. Plane immediately got off the runway in one of the quickest turns I've ever had. Pilot said another plane was doing an emergency landing last second right behind us and apologized for the jerky turn.
6.) Louisville to Chicago. I don't know exactly what happened but there was several people becoming sick in the back of the plane. Then the smell was getting so bad on the plane other people started throwing up too and it was a crazy like chain reaction. Flight attendants came around and asked if there were any more air sickness bags and then went over the intercom and said to try our best to keep it contained because there was no more bags. I thought it was the next apocalypse happening and I was next.
Just what came to mind immediately. A few aborted landings/takeoffs but all got sorted out.
Pilot Debrief and Mentour Pilot are really good also.Speaking of.....Air Disasters is on right now on the Smithsonian Channel. Love that show.
Pilot Debrief and Mentour Pilot are really good also.
O'Leary's cow is a serial arsonistHad to circle Chicago once for about an hour because there was a fire...in O'Hare's tower.
Also sat on the tarmac in Dulles once for three hours once because of thunderstorms. It was hot. No water. Bathrooms were restricted. And then they showed a Star Trek movie.
In the day when T-dub (TWA) still existed, flew into St. Louis several times. The plane would always drop like a pool table just before landing, and we once enjoyed a missed approach because another plane was still on the runway when it was our turn to land. Zoooom, bruh, felt like we were on a rocket launch.
Probably the most fun was a charter out of Des Moines to Paris. There were people smoking in the back of the plane and someone with oxygen a few rows ahead in non-smoking. One of the bathroom doors wouldn't shut and kept banging throughout the flight. A few hours in, some guy pulled out a harmonica. I guess he was planning to "entertain the troops". As I recall, a stewardess asked him to put it away before the other passengers mutinied.
Good times.