Will a broken Penix help ISU FB?

[JM4CY]

Being able to pee around a corner would be a cool party trick though

 

[BCClone]

Being able to pee around a corner would be a cool party trick though

One of the most famous ambulance calls I was told about by other EMTs involved a woman breaking a guys wanker (and he can pee around corners now) from the story it wouldn’t be worth the pain. I later had a different person tell me they “dated” a woman who did this. It was the same incident and I happened to know the family.

 

[JM4CY]

One of the most famous ambulance calls I was told about by other EMTs involved a woman breaking a guys wanker (and he can pee around corners now) from the story it wouldn’t be worth the pain. I later had a different person tell me they “dated” a woman who did this. It was the same incident and I happened to know the family.

I think I would stay the hell away from any woman who literally not afraid to bust balls

 

[BCClone]

I think I would stay the hell away from any woman who literally not afraid to bust balls

From what I hear (truthfully hear) is that this woman loves it rough. Not really smart either, heard she took the fall for her boyfriend/husband one time that they got caught cooking meth. Apparently they were cooks and not users

 

[JM4CY]

From what I hear (truthfully hear) is that this woman loves it rough. Not really smart either, heard she took the fall for her boyfriend/husband one time that they got caught cooking meth. Apparently they were cooks and not users

Hmmm somehow meth mixed into a broken penis story does make it more believable.

 

[Messi]

 

[SpokaneCY]

From what I hear (truthfully hear) is that this woman loves it rough. Not really smart either, heard she took the fall for her boyfriend/husband one time that they got caught cooking meth. Apparently they were cooks and not users

I heard meth sex was the grossest sex.

 

[SpokaneCY]

They call it his "lower leg"? Good on you son! I was never long enough to get past "lil smokey"...

 

[dualthreat]

Torn ACL. Out for the season.

Man, that sucks for Indiana and Penix. Hate to see it

 

[dualthreat]

With that said, no way they beat Wisconsin. There’s another team we jump in the rankings

 

[jdoggivjc]

So Penix is limp now.