I missed the game tonight...on purpose. After watching us play UNI last year, I vowed to never watch another Ben Jacobson team again. It's like watching Butler's JV squad. It's really some of the most God-awful "basketball" I've ever seen.
Furthermore, nothing could be worse than getting beat by garbage ball like we did tonight. It's like when the nerdy kid at lunch challenges you to a farting contest. You don't really want to play and you always lose because they are so good at farting.
I'm a Cyclone fan. I have few pleasures in life. If we are going to lose I at least want to lose in style. Please for the love of God let's play someone who can dunk a basketball and do the occasional cross over dribble or behind the back pass. No more stink ball. No more UNI!
Furthermore, nothing could be worse than getting beat by garbage ball like we did tonight. It's like when the nerdy kid at lunch challenges you to a farting contest. You don't really want to play and you always lose because they are so good at farting.
I'm a Cyclone fan. I have few pleasures in life. If we are going to lose I at least want to lose in style. Please for the love of God let's play someone who can dunk a basketball and do the occasional cross over dribble or behind the back pass. No more stink ball. No more UNI!