Pac-12 slows the college football expansion train for now - latimes.com
"To be clear: Commissioner Larry Scott did meet with Texas and Oklahoma. A deal could have been done if not for some audacious other-end behavior.
The message, as one Bowl Championship Series executive familiar with the situation relayed it this week, was "Texas cannot be trusted." The Pac-12 was willing to consider expansion again, but not on anyone else's terms.
The audacious part was Oklahoma and Texas acting as if it was their decisions to join the Pac-12, not the other way around."
Good stuff.
Dear Larry Scott,
We sincerely thank you for the invitation to join the Pac 12. We were very impressed with how you rolled out the red carpet for us and falling to your knees with tears streaming down your face begging and pleading for us to bring some sort of relevance to the Pac 12 was a nice touch. It was great seeing our old pal Colorado as well although we weren't quite sure why he was cowering in the corner trying to hide behind the office furniture... might have been flashbacks to the 2005 Big XII Championship game. That guy is such a joke <cough, cough> I mean joker. It is with great sadness though that we will have to decline your gracious offer to have us bring wealth and fans to your league. We certainly love the west coast and LA but the City of Angels has a way of corrupting and eventually ruining people, just ask USC (in rehab/probation) or UCLA (currently residing on skid row). Please send our apologies to UCLA, we didn't want to kick them when they were down but we just couldn't help it. We also weren't too excited about this global domination plan you kept mentioning, it kind of creeped us out. We hope that we can still be friends and to show you our goodwill you might want to give our little bro A&M a call. We know he has made his intentions known that he wants to be gang raped by the SEC but the little freak likes to give and receive so you might have a shot. Your welcome.
Sincerly,
Texas & Oklahoma
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