TCU......FAIL!

It would be nice if Iowa's orientation video actually helped the students relate to other students on campus. For example:

-How to smoke marijuana
-How to get out of being arrested
-How to get a friend out of jail
-What weeks to like Kirk Ferentz and what weeks to despise Kirk Ferentz
-Proper times to have sex in football stadium bathrooms
-The importance of passing out BEFORE your friends
-How to avoid a Kirkwood education
-How to pay attention in class with a hangover
-How killing a bear still won't help your football team
-How throwing a chair won't improve a basketball teams postseason chances
-How to properly prepare for an anal raping from: A) Iowa State B) Northwestern C) Campbell
-Reasons they aren't good enough to celebrate VEISHEA
-How to flip a burger AND properly place it on a bun.
-Understanding McCaffrey was hired because it's close to McCafe, where A) 42% of Iowa drop outs end up working and B) How all Iowa fans with no teeth (approx. 53%) pronounce "McCaffrey." It was simply a move to ease the transition.
-Jon Miller knows nothing, and Chris Williams is God's right hand man.
 
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lol find a time where I posted anything from here over there. Just once.

That might take about a weeks worth of energy for you. Don't strain yourself, Roni Nips.

It's quite hilarious that you are trying this hard to ingrain an image of me into your mind.
 

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