TCU......FAIL!

Look a little like this?

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Short hair, but I didn't mind.

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no I go to McDonalds and watch my burgers being cooked right. Similar excitement level. Maybe it's because I'm a little chubby and I can't help the smell of a perfect burger.
Same with hawkeye fans, that's why Mcdonalds is the #1 hawk fan employer. That or they are just stupid and can't get a real job.
 
That's not a real job? Is being 50 lbs overweight a real job for you?

bahahahhahahahhaha

fatty

I know you are as fat as me, because you don't do anything but post here and HN. But I also don't believe that I ever said I was 50 lbs overweight, maybe 20. And now I'm down 28 lbs, :yes:
 
I know you are as fat as me, because you don't do anything but post here and HN. But I also don't believe that I ever said I was 50 lbs overweight, maybe 20. And now I'm down 28 lbs, :yes:

Sounds like you like yourself a drive-thru. Double Whoppers are no good for you, Cyber. Maybe do a couple laps around campus with your orientation buddies.
 
Sounds like you like yourself a drive-thru. Double Whoppers are no good for you, Cyber. Maybe do a couple laps around campus with your orientation buddies.

Nah haven't been to a drive-thru in a long time, though I don't doubt that you have. You have to be pushing 350 by now.
 
Nah haven't been to a drive-thru in a long time, though I don't doubt that you have. You have to be pushing 350 by now.

I can't bench that much. I'm not a fan of lifting weights. Golfing is my hobby, pal. Now push out of that couch and get that shake weight out.
 
I can't bench that much. I'm not a fan of lifting weights. Golfing is my hobby, pal. Now push out of that couch and get that shake weight out.

Is this what you use? Gotta build up that right arm for when you look at pictures of Kirk Ferentz?

Alright I'm done now this is boring.
 
Is this what you use? Gotta build up that right arm for when you look at pictures of Kirk Ferentz?

Alright I'm done now this is boring.

Look at your jokes. You can't even come up with new ones. You just use whatever I said. It's pathetic.