Taco Bell

Time honored tradition.

Taco Bell is to tacos like McDonolds is to cheeseburgers. You’re not really getting anything that resembles the original, but somehow it still has its niche.
 
Adam Carolla talks about it briefly. I guess it is 2600 people in Michigan and they suspect the lettuce is causing it.

 
Yep it happens. Produce washed or irrigated with water that had human feces at some point. Grow your own vegetables folks.
 
this might hurt their chances of winning the Franchise Wars......

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I ate Taco Bell a couple weeks ago for maybe the second time in like 15 years. I’m pretty positive I had what they’re talking about.

It was like 5-6 days at 10+ times per day. It was ******* awful. Still not right but it has slowed down.
 
I live close enough to one of those new high tech Taco Bells that Uncle Rico could throw a football over it from my front yard, but I haven't been to a Taco Bell in probably 20 years or more.
 
I'm surprised that the Vampire, Bill Snyder, hasn't weighed in on this. He was notorious for not eating all day and then making a late night run through the Taco Bell drive through on his way home.

Can you imagine what the combination of a 70 or 80 year old GI tract and Taco Bell smells like?
 
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I'm surprised that the Vampire, Bill Snyder, hasn't weighed in on this. He was notorious for not eating all day and then making a light night run through the Taco Bell drive through on his way home.

Can you imagine what the combination of a 70 or 80 year old GI tract and Taco Bell smells like?

Going to bed every night with a clear GI tract will do wonders for your health.
 
I'm surprised that the Vampire, Bill Snyder, hasn't weighed in on this. He was notorious for not eating all day and then making a light night run through the Taco Bell drive through on his way home.

Can you imagine what the combination of a 70 or 80 year old GI tract and Taco Bell smells like?
At 150 years old, it probably takes about four or five days to work through his system
 
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I haven't had Taco Bell in probably 20 years. Seems like I made the right decision. (One of the few good decisions I've made in my life)
 
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There is a definite risk when one chooses to eat Taco Bell.
 

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