Sword Fight to Settle Divorce

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  1. DSMCy

    DSMCy Well-Known Member

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    https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2020/01/13/iowa-courts-david-ostrom-requests-trial-combat-swords-settle-dispute/4456079002/

    First paragraph really gets right to it:
    I initially assumed this guy (David Ostrom) had some mental health issues, but reading the full article, I'm pretty sure he's a genius.
     
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  2. EnkAMania

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    I know a David Ostrom, turns out not this one.
     
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  3. Clonefan32

    Clonefan32 Well-Known Member

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    Gotta admit I got a good chuckle out of that.

    "As recently as 1818" had me in stitches.
     
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  4. ISUAgronomist

    ISUAgronomist Well-Known Member

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    Fight to the death!!
     
  5. 06_CY

    06_CY Well-Known Member

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    Hmm, glad my divorce didn't need to go down this route.
     
  6. Gonzo

    Gonzo Well-Known Member

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    Dwight K. Schrute agrees with this idea.

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  7. madguy30

    madguy30 Well-Known Member

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    Except it would be with shovels or something.
     
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  8. Gonzo

    Gonzo Well-Known Member

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    Hay hooks...

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    Cyched Minister of Culture
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    Another reason to avoid Kansas
     
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    NorthCyd Well-Known Member

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    Somebody is a Game of Thrones fan. This sounds like a better ending than season 8 at least.
     
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    Touche.
     
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    Put it on pay for view
     
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    Reminds me of this episode in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
     
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  16. BCClone

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    Hopefully not a hawkeye sword fight.
     
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  17. chuckd4735

    chuckd4735 Well-Known Member

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    I'm not. This is genius!
     
  18. CNECloneFan

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    He really needs to be careful about what he is wishing for.

    Sincerely,

    Lorena Bobbitt
     
  19. CNECloneFan

    CNECloneFan Well-Known Member

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    pen knifes at 20 paces?
     

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