Sword Fight to Settle Divorce

[DSMCy]

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/s...rial-combat-swords-settle-dispute/4456079002/

First paragraph really gets right to it:

A Kansas man has asked an Iowa court to grant his motion for trial by combat so he can meet his ex-wife and her attorney "on the field of battle where (he) will rend their souls from their corporal bodies."

I initially assumed this guy (David Ostrom) had some mental health issues, but reading the full article, I'm pretty sure he's a genius.

 

[EnkAMania]

I know a David Ostrom, turns out not this one.

 

[Clonefan32]

Gotta admit I got a good chuckle out of that.

"As recently as 1818" had me in stitches.

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Fight to the death!!

 

[06_CY]

Hmm, glad my divorce didn't need to go down this route.

 

[Gonzo]

Dwight K. Schrute agrees with this idea.

 

[madguy30]

Dwight K. Schrute agrees with this idea.

Except it would be with shovels or something.

 

[Gonzo]

Except it would be with shovels or something.

Hay hooks...

 

[Cyched]

Dwight K. Schrute agrees with this idea.

 

[cmjh10]

Another reason to avoid Kansas

 

[NorthCyd]

Somebody is a Game of Thrones fan. This sounds like a better ending than season 8 at least.

 

[jdoggivjc]

Touche.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Put it on pay for view

 

[VeloClone]

 

[CloneGuy8]

Reminds me of this episode in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

 

[BCClone]

Hopefully not a hawkeye sword fight.

 

[chuckd4735]

Hmm, glad my divorce didn't need to go down this route.

I'm not. This is genius!

 

[CNECloneFan]

He really needs to be careful about what he is wishing for.

Sincerely,

Lorena Bobbitt

 

[CNECloneFan]

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Hopefully not a hawkeye sword fight.

pen knifes at 20 paces?