Relationships are minefields

Poor bastard. But, we've all been there. It's scary to hear my wife call me by my first name.
 
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Years and years ago several of us all worked in the same room. I would be engrossed in whatever I was doing and oblivious to anyone else. This one woman when she wanted my attention would say my whole first name in her "mom" voice and I would always just pop right out of whatever trance I was in. Then they would all laugh at me.
 
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Sex is pretty hard while maintaining a 6 foot distance. I mean I'm good... but not THAT good :jimlad:

After consulting the Kama Sutra I think there are some positions that can get you to five feet (the breathing parts) if your gal is tall enough (and tall gals rock) but that full six foot distance might prove elusive. I'm too old and not flexible enough but you could pull it off. Just remember, like in Pretty Girl, no kissing!
 
After consulting the Kama Sutra I think there are some positions that can get you to five feet (the breathing parts) if your gal is tall enough (and tall gals rock) but that full six foot distance might prove elusive. I'm too old and not flexible enough but you could pull it off. Just remember, like in Pretty Girl, no kissing!
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She didn't use first and middle name, that's when you now you've messed up.
 

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