OK. How oblivious are high school boys?
One of my daughter's friends is in a class with my son. For tourist day during spirit week, she wore snorkeling gear on her head during every class. My son didn't notice that somebody in his class was wearing snorkeling gear!
Eh, I feel like it's a guy thing in general. So somewhat NSFW story, but it's friday evening so whatever. So last summer I went on a date with a girl and it was going really well and one of the things we talked about was what pets we had (she mentioned she had recently adopted a cat). At the end of the date, I asked if I could walk her home, she accepted, and when we got there, she invited me up to her place to "see/meet (I can't remember which) her cat." So we went up, I met her pet cat, talked to my date for a bit, and then went to hang out with some friends for a few minutes who lived a block away. It was after I got to my friends' place that I realized how obvious she had been.
P.S. In my defense, I recognized the innuendo, but didn't really want to act on it because if I got it wrong I would have gotten it really really wrong.
P.P.S. I know my dad sometimes lurks here because he loves our banter, hopefully this isn't one of those times. If so, hi Dad!
