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BCClone said:
Another keeper I forgot. When wife’s brother moved back to town after a year away. Him and his fiancé needed a place. My wife still owned the house she had lived in and we had rented it out. Luckily (sarcasm here) the House came up for rent. I said never deal with relatives so we wanted to sell. (Wife had bought the house at an unbelievably low price from a motivated seller). Her folks put the squeeze on her to sell to them and they dictated they would only pay what she had paid off in principal. So we got barely nothing and when the fridge broke a year later the MIL came after us. We had left appliances in the house for renters since we had two sets. I had traded out fridges on sale because that one was nicer than ours.

Free fridge and they still wanted us to buy another for them. I told them no and they were just huffy at us for awhile.m

EDIT: if you couldn’t tell, inlaws think my family is loaded (which we aren’t) because we are just more money savvy then them.
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BCClone said:
Always ask the dr first, but maybe you will need to feed a little straight water to him. Ours were bottle feed out of necessity so I can’t answer about nursing, but I know with formula if we mixed it a bit heavy, our oldest had this happen and we had to go straight water occasionally to keep him regular. Easier once he drinks/eats other substances.
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He's not actually constipated, just starting to work through the night's storage. Which is usually a lot of farts - how did I forget that? He should be fartybutt. Sometimes DH or I will get up and bend ups legs up to help output. That might be DH's favorite baby task, he finds the baby farts highly amusing.
 
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Arizona iced tea Arnold Palmers makes me go to the restroom every ten minutes after drinking one. Would probably be best to just buy one, walk to the bathroom pour it down the toilet and go drink some water.
 
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BCClone said:
Arizona iced tea Arnold Palmers makes me go to the restroom every ten minutes after drinking one. Would probably be best to just buy one, walk to the bathroom pour it down the toilet and go drink some water.
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so along these lines, and hijacking to baby stuff again - how is it that babies struggle to get out liquid poop? If adults had liquid poop they could never leave the bathroom. Makes no sense.
 
Band version...thanks to husband...

Just "Bite my ass" over and over again...then towards the end...

"Bite. Nibble. Chomp. Chew. You can bite my ass in two.
OklahoMAAAAAAA.....
Bite my ass."



Ohhh...wonder if they're bringing a travelling band.
 
Got my flights and rental car booked for Maui and have had the hotel and tickets for a while. Now I just gotta wait for paradise :p:cool:
 
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SaraV said:
Band version...thanks to husband...

Just "Bite my ass" over and over again...then towards the end...

"Bite. Nibble. Chomp. Chew. You can bite my ass in two.
OklahoMAAAAAAA.....
Bite my ass."



Ohhh...wonder if they're bringing a travelling band.
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VeloClone said:
I first broke it in karate. I stayed out for a few weeks but then returned wearing those shoe pad things that cover the top of your foot but have no sole (soul? ;) ). I sparred a guy whose whole strategy was to try to hit that toe anytime it got anywhere near him because he knew it was healing from a break. :mad: Yeah, I rebroke it right away and it has never been the same since.
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That guy seems to be an *ss.
 
ISUCyclones2015 said:
My manager is an OU alumni and I've pestered him for a year about last year's win.

This year we have a friendly bet:

Loser has to wear the other team's jersey during all 1:1s (Either in person or confirmed by webcam)
Loser has to sing the fight song in front of the team in October's monthly meeting
Loser has to buy dinner which includes a pitcher of beer. Only caveat is that if ISU wins, I get a steak dinner, and if OU wins, he gets a burger dinner.

Should be fun. I think I am gonna get a nice porterhouse with my winnings.
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Welp if we lose at least it's pretty easy to sing Boomer Sooner.
 
Loooong day at work today good thing is a fair amount of it was for tomorrow, not enough I'll be done in time for the game but hopefully done by 2 or so.

Boxster, so would the supper guest and baseball companion be the new like is real?
 
NWICY said:
Loooong day at work today good thing is a fair amount of it was for tomorrow, not enough I'll be done in time for the game but hopefully done by 2 or so.

Boxster, so would the supper guest and baseball companion be the new like is real?
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Negative, Ghostrider.
 
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