Random Thoughts XII - This Thread Delivers

[CycloneErik]

I had a partial thyroidectomy about 18 years ago. While waiting for surgery I learned that you may be able to avoid taking synthroid by eating a combination of blackstrap molasses and blue-green algae. Yum.

 

[VeloClone]

How does a chicken in a bag fly into a freezer?

This question has airplane on a treadmill written all over it.

 

[jcyclonee]

I have a frozen chicken breast in my freezer that I use to ice my hands, it's perfect for it. Probably been in there 3 years.

How often do you ice your hands? I'm the one that's married, has 3 kids and a wife that seems to always have a headache.

 

[Rabbuk]

How often do you ice your hands? I'm the one that's married, has 3 kids and a wife that seems to always have a headache.

Haha my hands are pretty messed up from playing catcher for 15 years. My fingers tend to dislocate and ache.

 

[jcyclonee]

I'm glad I didn't have to have a full thyroidectomy. I like the way my nose is still attached to my face.

 

[jcyclonee]

That cement truck out there came really close to backing into that fire hydrant.

 

[carvers4math]

My secretary from back in the day had her thyroid nuked. They came in with a metal container and tongs and just put the pill in her hand to take and she was all wtf but then she did have to swallow it too.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

"The white man came, then they brought us along because white people find working hard. That was a bad day for us."

I'm just going with stupid here. Were there indigenous people in the Caribbean islands before the Europeans brought their slaves in there?

 

[CycloneErik]

I'm just going with stupid here. Were there indigenous people in the Caribbean islands before the Europeans brought their slaves in there?

Yup. They didn't last.

 

[cmjh10]

My teenage daughter mentioned the other day how much she likes school and is a bit nervous about what she'll do when she doesn't go to school anymore. Currently she has 1 year of high school, 4 years of college, 4 years of med school and 4 years of residency left. She's nervous about what she's going to do in 13 years.

Tell her its great

 

[CloneLawman]

Waiting in line to warm up my lunch and a co-worker opens the freezer and points at a bag of frozen chicken. Apparently it has been in there for a bout a year now. One day last summer it just randomly showed up in there and has not moved since.

It's from the government. It is there to help.

 

[CloneLawman]

Just saw an opening in British Columbia. Thought "OH YEAH!!"
Canadian Environmental History. I can do one of the three words, two if Wolverine counts.

Wolverine always counts.

 

[jcyclonee]

Yup. They didn't last.

A bunch of them were cannibals if I'm not mistaken.(?)

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Yup. They didn't last.

Where did they originate? I mean, they didn't evolve there. Were they connected to the indigenous people from South & Central America (Aztec, Mayan, Inca) or from Florida/Texas?

 

[CloneLawman]

May start wearing it while walking, too.

Here's a cool one?

 

[CloneLawman]

A bunch of them were cannibals if I'm not mistaken.(?)

Here's Doctor Erik teaching someone the finer points of the headhunter language.

 

[CloneLawman]

Where did they originate? I mean, they didn't evolve there. Were they connected to the indigenous people from South & Central America (Aztec, Mayan, Inca) or from Florida/Texas?

Jersey.

 

[jcyclonee]

It's from the government. It is there to help.

I think I'll start introducing myself that way. "I'm from the government. I'm here to help."

 

[CloneLawman]

I think I'll start introducing myself that way. "I'm from the government. I'm here to help."

It's been said many times, many ways...

 

[jcyclonee]

Here's Doctor Erik teaching someone the finer points of the headhunter language.

1. That's traditional Central Pacific headhunter clothing, not Caribbean.
2. Erik has a super cool voice.