@cowgirl836, DH needs to get a grip. It's not him getting the epidural, for crying out loud. The least he could do is stay conscious and hold your hand!
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Never saw mean girls.
Good update. Once again, it was almost as good as a kickball update.
Also, why is DH so squeemish about the epidural? Didn't he grow up on a farm and see all kinds of gross stuff growing up? Maybe he just loves you too much.
Had our second class last night, not as many things to report.
So I think I forgot to mention that a snack sheet was passed around last week and everyone gets to bring a snack. They said "no pressure" but of course, there is pressure so we signed up. Even though I'm thinking you know I paid for this class, you could provide the damn snacks that I don't want anyway cause I eat dinner beforehand. But alas. I figured we'd do a bag of pretzels or something. Last night's snack people brought like 80 kinds of hummus, chips, and veggies for the like, 8 couples.
We're supposed to bring next week's so now I have to actually put effort into it.
Anyway, they start with an anesthesiologist talking about pain medication options. He passes around an epidural catheter and talks about the procedure. DH asks me for my water. Doc keeps talking. DH leans over and says he doesn't feel good. Wait, what? Do you want to leave the room? "I better not get up right now". Ok, well, stop listening to the doctor and take deep breaths. Eventually, he's ok but we learned that DH will not be getting an epidural during delivery.
Then, the doc said if you wanted to come up and look at the other tools, needles, and such, we could. Most of us go up - DH stays put. I also notice that the fainting husband from last week chose to go look at the snacks then too. I was standing next to that wife so I leaned over and asked if her husband was also not a needle fan and she's like nope, last week we had to leave after the video because he felt faint. I'm like yep, mine is that way this week. We had a good laugh about it.
Someone asked if a woman has ever passed out getting an epidural and the doctor is like no, never had that happen, but we do have to watch the husbands because they'll flop right over. LOLOLOLOLOL, I elbowed DH on that one.
More chirpy cheerfulness from the instructor lady then at the end of class she mentioned someone had asked if we'd learn baby CPR in this series and she's like nope, they do offer it separately but not in this series because they don't have the time and stick to just the basics of infant care. I said to DH, I'm no expert but it seems like keeping them alive would be pretty basic.
I only used the bathroom twice this week so my score went down from last week. Maybe the new score should be how many fainting partners there are. Have to see if the streak continues next week.
But if you've ever seen the movie Big Trouble in Little China you'd know that evil sorcerers like David Lo Pan must marry a Chinese woman with green eyes, in order to turn back into a mortal human rather than roam the earth in a ghost-like form.Don’t get as many as I used to. Still plenty of Chinese women. I’ve always like blue eyes, then green (what the wife has) and then brown. Never been to China but from what I understand, brown eyes are more common.
Ha, no. He grew up in the country but not on a farm. He's really not sure what happened because he said he felt fine and unbothered by what the doctor was saying but just kept getting ickier feeling. And it wasn't graphic or anything - no pictures. He's gotten shots just fine, usually pulling blood is what bothers him. And not in like a pain or fear way, he just seems to get that vasovagal response, his BP drops, conk. So yeah, he had no idea. I think I'll ask him tonight if the thought of me in pain was just too much for him. I'll keep the jokes about his ancestry being part fainting goat to myself![]()
Alexa is showing her gender bias in our house. I asked her questions to stump her. Got to what the average woman’s cup size was, she has several excuses why she couldn’t answer that, but when i asked about average penis size she got down to the tenth of a centimeter
Hasn't DH had his prostate examined? Tell me that isn't just a bit uncomfortable.
Sorry about that. I don't actually think you have no balls. And you are right. I blame my lack of them on my wife also.@jcyclonee accused me of having no balls based on the shorts I wear. It went downhill from there.
Ermm, I think that's down the road a bit yet.
I've had one. I felt violated. I'd rather not discuss it.Hasn't DH had his prostate examined? Tell me that isn't just a bit uncomfortable.
Did the doc have big knuckles?I've had one. I felt violated. I'd rather not discuss it.
I've had one. I felt violated. I'd rather not discuss it.