Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)

[Doc]

Whoever said women are better drivers than men is one crappy driver. We can't have nice things apparently. Wife tries to make hwy 69 three lanes and now daughter taps someone. I may now have to give rides for awhile.

You’re the one that reproduced with the bad driver.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Tuesday movie night: Lawrence of Arabia , FTW.



Edit: Just got up to go to bed and realized I didn't need to change clothes. Still in my pajamas. Sloth Day!

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Tuesday movie night: Lawrence of Arabia , FTW.

Nothing is written until I say it is written!

 

[BCClone]

Whoa, iPad does its glitchy thing again and I end up in a random thread, this time I did learn something. Did not know Pants had a daughter.

 

[SCyclone]

Last summer My buddies and I took our annual Canada fishing trip in Ontario. We Spent the night in Fort Frances, then drove to Dryden for beer and extra groceries.

I unfortunately did not see it, but at least 6 of the 10 guys did. We were about 100 km from Dryden, in the middle of nowhere, when a tall, solid brown biped walked across the highway and disappeared into the surrounding terrain. I heard our driver say,"What is that?" and the front seat passenger said he didn't know.

When we got to Dryden, all the guys in the front vehicle were asking us if we saw it. One, a staunch skeptic, said he didn't know what it was, but it was at least 7' tall, and brown from head to toe. I said, "Bill, I thought you didn't believe in that ****." He said, "Well, I didn't yesterday!"

It was probably Woodbury. Be thankful you didn't get poked in the eye.

 

[CloneLawman]

It was probably Woodbury. Be thankful you didn't get poked in the eye.

How long were the arms on it?

 

[oldman]

Not all today. About 2 days after new ride, wife backs it and Sideswipes the daughters car. Last Saturday, wife decides to pass this car at an intersection with a car coming, went three wide on hwy 69. Then tonight daughter hit ice and rear ended someone. Suppose to chat with them tomorrow.

On the way to school I forgot about this stop sign they just put up in the last couple months. Wife drives it everyday and we were driving separately. So I have to stop faster than normal. Look back and see the wife is going to hit me so I blow through the stop sign. She loves being on the rear end of people and loves to check her phone. I hate riding with her.

My wife doesn't look at her phone, but loves to ride tight to the car in front. If I have to ride with her, I try sleeping so I don't have to watch.

 

[BCClone]

My wife doesn't look at her phone, but loves to ride tight to the car in front. If I have to ride with her, I try sleeping so I don't have to watch.

I have gone to trying that but I can't nap. Usually my feet are braced against the floorboards. I am not kidding when I say you can read the license sticker and nearly get the registration number off it. In the 1000-1 one counts, I can't get 1000 out. I have said stuff but it ticks her off and she gets mad that I point things out. I always make sure kids are buckled when she's driving.

Edit: worst part is when you drive all the time for your job and drive 40 minutes each way just to get there daily, you sometimes don't feel like making that 2-3 hour drive on your open days.

 

[WIBadger]

we all know whoever I knifed, deserved it. I walk.

And a jury of your pears would ask why you hadn't done it sooner.

I've never been on a jury and probably never will be, but I really want to be on one. I think it would be interesting.

Edit: I just looked again and realized it should be spelled peers but this is a lot funnier

 

[carvers4math]

Husband tailgates way too much but at least has quit fiddling with his phone. We have to fix his brakes way too frequently.

Glad no one hurt in BC Family.

 

[BCClone]

And a jury of your pears would ask why you hadn't done it sooner.

I've never been on a jury and probably never will be, but I really want to be on one. I think it would be interesting.

Edit: I just looked again and realized it should be spelled peers but this is a lot funnier

I would prefer oranges. See you must have fixed it before I finished reading

 

[carvers4math]

And a jury of your pears would ask why you hadn't done it sooner.

I've never been on a jury and probably never will be, but I really want to be on one. I think it would be interesting.

Edit: I just looked again and realized it should be spelled peers but this is a lot funnier

Yeah I am positive the pears would clear anyone who prefers eating apples.

 

[WIBadger]

Yeah I am positive the pears would clear anyone who prefers eating apples.

It's the "eat mor chiken" of the fruit world

 

[wxman1]

I am not a bad driver but MrsWx is definitely more risk adverse/nervous both driving and riding than I am. She does not like being next to semis at all and if I so much as move off driving down the center of the line I am getting reminded to stay in my lane. I have the whole thing from line to line damnit!

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

There sure are a lot of animated gifs of JLH displaying her assets.

 

[KnappShack]

There are days where I wonder why people live in the Midwest and why I bothered to move back here.

Today is one of those days. If I leave I'll get killed financially, but I'll obviously move someplace warm.

Thinking warm and beautiful over money at this point.

 

[cowgirl836]

And a jury of your pears would ask why you hadn't done it sooner.

I've never been on a jury and probably never will be, but I really want to be on one. I think it would be interesting.

Edit: I just looked again and realized it should be spelled peers but this is a lot funnier

lol pears. Jury of my pears. That is great.

 

[cyhiphopp]

And a jury of your pears would ask why you hadn't done it sooner.

I've never been on a jury and probably never will be, but I really want to be on one. I think it would be interesting.

Edit: I just looked again and realized it should be spelled peers but this is a lot funnier

 

[oldman]

Cause we aren't all as good looking as Jenny Agutter?

I just looked her up. She's 65 years old! Where does the time go?

 

[oldman]

Did you get permission to use that, Hiphopp??