Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)

[BCClone]

If you say so...

So........You're saying my attempt at a recovery wasn't good.......

 

[coolerifyoudid]

So I just ate a peanut and almost died. I don't have a peanut allergy. I apparently just wanted to get it lodged in the wrong pipe and choke on it for awhile.

It livened up an otherwise boring afternoon for a few minutes, at least.

 

[stormchaser2014]

So I just ate a peanut and almost died. I don't have a peanut allergy. I apparently just wanted to get it lodged in the wrong pipe and choke on it for awhile.

It livened up an otherwise boring afternoon for a few minutes, at least.

Was it an Oversized Peanut?

 

[BCClone]

So I just ate a peanut and almost died. I don't have a peanut allergy. I apparently just wanted to get it lodged in the wrong pipe and choke on it for awhile.

It livened up an otherwise boring afternoon for a few minutes, at least.

You got a what stuck in your throat? A peanut?

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Was it an Oversized Peanut?

I have a feeling this is one of those things I don't want to research at work.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

You got a what stuck in your throat? A peanut?

Yes, one tiny friggin peanut. I followed up that up with a brilliant display of coughing and 'I just walked through a spider web' arm movements.

 

[BCClone]

Was it an Oversized Peanut?

Yes, he got it at the O.P in O.P while with OPP.

 

[SCyclone]

I think they're giving you a larger berth.

Yeah, @jcyclonee has the big girth. If he's really an appaloosa.

 

[jcyclonee]

Yeah, @jcyclonee has the big girth. If he's really an appaloosa.

I was actually trying to state the opposite but I'll accept Oldman's compliment.

 

[jcyclonee]

I didn't know that she spoke. ???????

It would have been best for everybody if she hadn't.

 

[jcyclonee]

So I just ate a peanut and almost died. I don't have a peanut allergy. I apparently just wanted to get it lodged in the wrong pipe and choke on it for awhile.

It livened up an otherwise boring afternoon for a few minutes, at least.

I have a bit of a cold and took Nyquil the other night. It went down the wrong pipe. I swear that I could taste it in my lungs.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I have a bit of a cold and took Nyquil the other night. It went down the wrong pipe. I swear that I could taste it in my lungs.

The night-time-sniffling-sneezing-aching-coughing-stuff-head-oh-my-god-I'm-writhing-on-the-ground-in-pain-while-all-I-taste-is-the-color-green-medicine.

 

[VeloClone]

So I just ate a peanut and almost died. I don't have a peanut allergy. I apparently just wanted to get it lodged in the wrong pipe and choke on it for awhile.

It livened up an otherwise boring afternoon for a few minutes, at least.

Found a peanut,
found a peanut,
found a peanut just now.
Just now I found a peanut,
found a peanut just now.

It was rotten,
it was rotten,
it was rotten just now.
Just now it was rotten,
it was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway,
ate it anyway,
ate it anyway just now...

 

[oldman]

So I just ate a peanut and almost died. I don't have a peanut allergy. I apparently just wanted to get it lodged in the wrong pipe and choke on it for awhile.

It livened up an otherwise boring afternoon for a few minutes, at least.

Glad you're still with us Cooler.

 

[cyhiphopp]

I have a 15 year old daughter and the boys her age are scared of me. I like it that way. I hear from her that most say they think i don't like them. I tell her, good, keep it like that. The ones who don't know me assume my oldest and I are similar and give me a larger girth. It's fun having the kids nervous around you (who may try to date your daughter).

I have three boys, and I'm ok with not having to deal with guys dating my daughter. Though my wife wants to try again for a girl.

Reminds me of what my dad told me when I first had a boy, "When you have a boy, you have to worry about 1 thing. When you have a girl, you have to worry about ALL of those things".

 

[wxman1]

Cooler got a nut stuck in his throat?

 

[oldman]

I have a 15 year old daughter and the boys her age are scared of me. I like it that way. I hear from her that most say they think i don't like them. I tell her, good, keep it like that. The ones who don't know me assume my oldest and I are similar and give me a larger girth. It's fun having the kids nervous around you (who may try to date your daughter).

I have three girls, but none of them really had a boyfriend until they were college age. Although I did become a martial arts expert while they were growing up, just in case...

 

[Doc]

Think about this, guys.

Tater tots is really just short for Tater Toddlers.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Glad you're still with us Cooler.

Hey look, someone showed some decency.

Meanwhile, in Cedar Rapids....

Cooler got a nut stuck in his throat?

 

[cyhiphopp]

Hey look, someone showed some decency.

Meanwhile, in Cedar Rapids....

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