So you have Riley safely removed as well? Was Pants still hanging in the closet when you got there?
Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)
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I say again, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion, what remaining business have you among the living? Leave the dead in peace (or maybe pieces in this case)!
Too late, took it over to a pawn shop and got some money for dog food and dog meds.
At least it's a good cause. Probably will need treats when giving the insulin injections and key lime pie is probably not appropriate.
Good deal. That's probably the way Pants and demon child would want it. I'm beginning to think that demon child may be misunderstood.
Maybe demon child was forced to make a Sophie's Choice. Either kill his beloved neighbor Pants or beloved neighbor Cynthia.
More likely, it may have been a Trolley Dilemma decision. What if demon child was given the choice of killing beloved neighbor Pants or flipping a switch and killing a million people in China.
Pants, with his psychopathic, sees everything in black and white personality traits would probably have appreciated and respected his own murder if he were able to look back on it now.
I remember the first time I saw someone calling him out (before I opted into the cave) I wondered why he was being attacked. I always kinda liked some of his analysis in the sports-related threads.
Then I went into the cave and things made more sense. I do still agree with him a lot of times in sports threads, though.
Why have you disturbed our sleep? Awakened us from our ancient slumber? You will die. Like the others before you, one by one, we will take you.
Well, I've either been bitten by chiggers or oak mites. I thought I had just gotten bitten by mosquitoes this past weekend until I really looked closer at my feet and ankles. 25 bites on my left foot/ankle. 16 on my right. 
I'm not sure if cutting my legs off at my calves is a feasible option, but I've considered it to stop this infernal itching.
My career as a foot model is temporarily on hold, needless to say.
I'm not sure if cutting my legs off at my calves is a feasible option, but I've considered it to stop this infernal itching.
My career as a foot model is temporarily on hold, needless to say.
Are you my son or my wife? This is exactly the kind of thing I'd hear if I tried to wake either of them too early.
You sound like the great Cthulhu, from an H. P. Lovecraft story. Or maybe Nyarlathotep, or Shoggoth.
Well, I've either been bitten by chiggers or oak mites. I thought I had just gotten bitten by mosquitoes this past weekend until I really looked closer at my feet and ankles. 25 bites on my left foot/ankle. 16 on my right.
I'm not sure if cutting my legs off at my calves is a feasible option, but I've considered it to stop this infernal itching.
My career as a foot model is temporarily on hold, needless to say.
I was introduced to chiggers during the summer I spent in Missouri. Walked outside in the early evening barefoot, and when I came back inside my feet and ankles itched so bad I could hardly stand it. And for hours.......not just for a few minutes like a mosquito bite. A co-worker the next day explained about chiggers, and you can bet I made sure I had shoes, socks, and pants on if I walked in the grass after that.
Maybe it's leprosy and you'll get to visit Molokai for a while.Well, I've either been bitten by chiggers or oak mites. I thought I had just gotten bitten by mosquitoes this past weekend until I really looked closer at my feet and ankles. 25 bites on my left foot/ankle. 16 on my right.
I'm not sure if cutting my legs off at my calves is a feasible option, but I've considered it to stop this infernal itching.
My career as a foot model is temporarily on hold, needless to say.
or Vinz Clortho
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
A lady at work has been giving away a bunch of perennials from her garden to people for replanting and I've been accepting some of these. Today, she brought in some daisies. For the rest of the plants, I've walked to her car and taken some plants and put them in my trunk. Today, she brought them into my office and placed them on the floor. She came back a couple hours later and apologized if there were any spiders because she noticed a couple on the floor in her office where the daisies had been sitting. Just now, a tiny spider was crawling on a string of web in front of my monitor. Now, I can't stop itching. Pretty sure I'll be joining Pants soon because of daisy spider poison.
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