This is is the same guy who cut a tree down on our lawn because he didn't like it.
This would be the same guy I'd be having a little talk with about property laws and destruction of your neighbor's property.
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This is is the same guy who cut a tree down on our lawn because he didn't like it.
BCClone decides to try Ancestry.com. He gets a leaf, then another leaf, then holy crow, he's related to some Italian dude named Niccolo.
BC says - look everyone, this is my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather Machiavelli...
Dude is excessively anal retentive. He walks, runs, or drives around on weekends. He makes note of any lawns that he feels is too long. He then turns in addresses to the town police. A former police chief said he had one officer busy every Monday with a ruler measuring lawns (he was on city council at the time) and nothing else got done.
If the kids play in the lawn over the weekend, he will water and mow his lawn so the lines are in his lawn. His biggest fear is that a fence goes in. I own two of the three sides of his property. We have some landscaping done every year, I call in one call to just double check digging. I get the board of variations and permits guy at my door days after the flags show up.
Our house is in a row of 6 houses with no fences. Among 5 of the houses there are 13 kids including 10 boys. Last fall, one of the neighbors (2 houses down) with no small children and too perfect of a yard decided to crack down on various balls going into their yard. No ball ever got within 30 feet of his rear door after this but a few did trickle into the back corner of his yard. He eventually called the police about this clearly important violation. The neighbor between our house and his decided not to mow 2 strips of grass next to the property line. The neighbor soon moved.Came home early to mow lawn. Numbnuts neighbor mowing his lawn. He mowed Friday. WTF is his issue. Think I will scalp my lawn that he likes to mow.
He mows twice, once for length the other to put straight lines in his lawn. He mows about 6-7 foot onto my property to make his lot look bigger since it's tiny. So if I scalp the first pass (won't kill it) it will mess his lines up and he will spend the next 48 hours trying to figure out how to "fix" his problem.
Yes! Please be fatal, please be fatal.You may be right. If I'm not alive by Thursday, jcyclonee has called dibs on the aforementioned.
Our house is in a row of 6 houses with no fences. Among 5 of the houses there are 13 kids including 10 boys. Last fall, one of the neighbors (2 houses down) with no small children and too perfect of a yard decided to crack down on various balls going into their yard. No ball ever got within 30 feet of his rear door after this but a few did trickle into the back corner of his yard. He eventually called the police about this clearly important violation. The neighbor between our house and his decided not to mow 2 strips of grass next to the property line. The neighbor soon moved.
A pastor's family with 3 really loud, mischievous children and a baby moved in. They fit in much better.
Dude is excessively anal retentive. He walks, runs, or drives around on weekends. He makes note of any lawns that he feels is too long. He then turns in addresses to the town police. A former police chief said he had one officer busy every Monday with a ruler measuring lawns (he was on city council at the time) and nothing else got done.
If the kids play in the lawn over the weekend, he will water and mow his lawn so the lines are in his lawn. His biggest fear is that a fence goes in. I own two of the three sides of his property. We have some landscaping done every year, I call in one call to just double check digging. I get the board of variations and permits guy at my door days after the flags show up.
Our house is in a row of 6 houses with no fences. Among 5 of the houses there are 13 kids including 10 boys. Last fall, one of the neighbors (2 houses down) with no small children and too perfect of a yard decided to crack down on various balls going into their yard. No ball ever got within 30 feet of his rear door after this but a few did trickle into the back corner of his yard. He eventually called the police about this clearly important violation. The neighbor between our house and his decided not to mow 2 strips of grass next to the property line. The neighbor soon moved.
A pastor's family with 3 really loud, mischievous children and a baby moved in. They fit in much better.
I like a nice looking lawn, but my favorite spot in my lawn is the bare spot under the tree where my daughter dragged her feet while swinging. Some people need perspective.
You may be right. If I'm not alive by Thursday, jcyclonee has called dibs on the aforementioned.
The jokes on RTTVIII are even smarter than in VII.
Can we still do euphemism jokes, or will all jokes going forward involve formulas and reading assignments?
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Using GTO's logic, maybe you should consult WebMD.Yes! Please be fatal, please be fatal.
I am so happy you named this thread 'the ocho'. Almost makes up for the last one not getting to 15000.
The jokes on RTTVIII are even smarter than in VII.
Can we still do euphemism jokes, or will all jokes going forward involve formulas and reading assignments?
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I still got pine sap on my face even after I showered. ****'s hard to get off.
This would be the same guy I'd be having a little talk with about property laws and destruction of your neighbor's property.
Oh, so you're the guy who let's his kids play in my lawn. You need to do a better job of keeping your lawn mowed, too.
I like a nice looking lawn, but my favorite spot in my lawn is the bare spot under the tree where my daughter dragged her feet while swinging. Some people need perspective.
We got rid of our swing set. I can tell when the mower goes over the old sandbox area. It does make me a little sad and nostalgic when I mow over that area.