Random Thoughts VII 'Merica (RTTVII)

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so last night DH and I were having a silly convo in which I was telling him the ways he could become more handsome. I said things like you know, get better muscles, have a better head of hair - this was all in jest. And then I said "make more money" and he's like I don't think that's how it works. I said yes, yes it is.

So today he texts that he got his promotion and said what his new salary is.

I texted back that it looks like he just got more handsome.
 
so last night DH and I were having a silly convo in which I was telling him the ways he could become more handsome. I said things like you know, get better muscles, have a better head of hair - this was all in jest. And then I said "make more money" and he's like I don't think that's how it works. I said yes, yes it is.

So today he texts that he got his promotion and said what his new salary is.

I texted back that it looks like he just got more handsome.

At least you admitted what most men already know. Why the Donald gets several attractive wives. With enough money, the muscles and hair must become irrelevant.
 
At least you admitted what most men already know. Why the Donald gets several attractive wives. With enough money, the muscles and hair must become irrelevant.


I feel like there's still a crazy/hot scale equivalent for this.


DH also pointed out that he started his first big kid job 5 years ago today. He has done well the past few years, that is for sure.
 
Just got told that my income taxes are done. Seen two of the three and I wasn't needing as much KY as I thought,little scared my cpa didn't send the last one to me so he could see me faint in person .
 
No. I usually state coldly into their soul when I'm angry.



well like angry at DH for saying he hid the candy in the cabinet I can't reach type of angry. Truly angry at other people kind of angry? I don't think I make a face at all, I think it's just a haughty type of RBF. That's when you're really in trouble.
 
well like angry at DH for saying he hid the candy in the cabinet I can't reach type of angry. Truly angry at other people kind of angry? I don't think I make a face at all, I think it's just a haughty type of RBF. That's when you're really in trouble.

I think you and DH would make an excellent early 1990s sitcom.
 
as in the comedic use of that term. I'm not Lucille Ball though so idk what I would be considered.
 
Today was a case of the Monday's turned up to 11. Work was a major ***** for various reasons i won't bore you with. Noticed that my car that was fixed on Tuesday is making a sound coming from the area where my car was worked on, and I have ailment that I won't disclose on the basis of TMI.
 
Sometimes you remind me of Georgette Franklin...or maybe Rose Nylund...

Said with all affection, referring to the way you often blurt out non sequiturs. ;)

so I can't say I've seen much of either show but I do like Betty White! Sassy, smart, and funny. I'll take that.


And yeah, the non sequitur thing happens at home too. I'll just be like DH you ever you think about this extremely random thing? And DH will be like how did you start thinking about that?
 
I think you and DH would make an excellent early 1990s sitcom.

WDSM already has a role

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