In "Ummmm, okaaayyy?" news, was at a birthday party for a friend last night, a lot of us haven't seen each other in a long time...there's kind of a loose collection group, I've seen the people I'm closest with, but not the others. Anyway, typical bar party for long-time married people, men go to the dartboard/pool tables, women grab a table and start chatting. End of the night people are starting to head out. A wife of one of the 'friends of friends' guys is coming around and saying goodbyes. I'm not that close with either of them, but we did live in the same house at times in college. Anyway, I hadn't said a word to her all night, she comes in for a hug. I'm not a hugger, but whatevs, go with it. Except she doesn't just hug, she dry humps me for a second in front of everyone.

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