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2 things:

1. I want to drink but only have Surge as a mixer
2. I wish there was a mod for civ 5 that would make the workers say "Jobs Done" when they complete a tile improvement
 
Tomorrow night:

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GTO, great poll, but you forgot to include the RTT in your poll. We have a dedicated group of haters, and should get credit for that
 
GTO, great poll, but you forgot to include the RTT in your poll. We have a dedicated group of haters, and should get credit for that

Agreed. Three quarters of the time when someone gets ****** at me here, their canned response is "maybe you should go back to the Random Thoughts Thread!" Oh, dude, wicked burn!
 
Well I was supposed to land in Dallas at like 8:45. It is 10:20 and I've been in Shreveport, Louisiana for the last hour and twenty minutes with no end in sight.
 
Well I was supposed to land in Dallas at like 8:45. It is 10:20 and I've been in Shreveport, Louisiana for the last hour and twenty minutes with no end in sight.

Shreveport is the ******* of Louisiana and Louisiana is the ******* of the USA.

Actually said that once on a call to to our division office when a guy asked me if I was going to the ISU bowl game there. Reply "That's my home town you are talking about." Ooops.
 
Shreveport is the ******* of Louisiana and Louisiana is the ******* of the USA.

Actually said that once on a call to to our division office when a guy asked me if I was going to the ISU bowl game there. Reply "That's my home town you are talking about." Ooops.

And then you were all..."well, I'm from Manchester, so you got that on me..."
 
Do you ever remember a time one of your female friends having a bruise on their neck and you asked them what happened and they said curly iron?

Dated a chick in high school who, for months, demanded I give her a hickey just because she'd never had one.

I refused. For one, they're stupid. For two, I didn't really need anyone seeing that **** and it getting back to me.

Anyhow, one day, she pulled out the "you just hate me" card, and so I grabbed her neck, put my mouth on it, and literally just gave one massive suck like I was trying to get all the liquid out of a cup that had nothing in it. It wasn't romantic whatsoever, it was just a "STFU, TAKE THIS"

She gets this massive hickey. I laugh, she laughs...awkwardly.

Next day, hanging out with her family. Her dad asks what was on her neck. She said she burned her neck with her curling iron. I put my head in my arms so I didn't see his reaction. She claims he looked like he had no clue, but her mom rolled her eyes.

We go to my parents house. I explain to her that the curling iron thing never works - it's the go to and everyone knows it. She says she understands.

We get to the parents house. Parents ask whats on her neck. She tells them she burnt her neck with her curling iron, while in the middle of it looking at me and giving me a total ***** sneer.

Later that night, got a solid 15 minute lecture from my parents on treating a girl with respect and not giving them hickey's.
 
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