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ooooooo! I know this one! Did that for a bachelorette party. Also mine, I did get some stuff, nothing too exciting, sorry. Pure Romance! That's what it's called.
Well, you know the unspoken rule. Never buy anything bigger than what's at home.

^^^^(CF after dark)
 
Norwex is basically chemical free cleaning products. Their main item is a microfiber cloth that has silver in it. The alloy is a disinfectant.

Thanks! I am biased but he is the cutest baby ever.
 
Pure romance brah
I'm sure you've seen a few of those parties...

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ItWorks has something for everyone! Wraps! Supplements! Make your hair grow! Erase fine lines! Fat blocker! And those are just the ones I can remember scrolling through the one FB friend I have who shills that crap. Like really? I'm supposed to believe this one company figured it ALL out? Sign me up!

Also in my FB feed--BeachBody/Shakeology, Isagenix (rid your body of evil toxins!), Yoli (same idea as Isagenix), Nerium (skin care) and I know there has to be more. The two people who sell Norwex are normal--I do think their stuff is legit. There is a sell-from-home company I have thought about doing (none of the above) but I don't want to become that annoying FB friend.


Add these to the list of things 00 hadn't heard of before tonight. Yoli isn't highlighted just because someone at our church has that sticker on their back window and every time I see it, I'm like "dafukisdat?"...then I realize they're weird and stop wondering.
 
Well, you know the unspoken rule. Never buy anything bigger than what's at home.

^^^^(CF after dark)


I was pretty specific on please don't buy me those. Por favor. You're my friends but that's weird. One got me some kind of advice book and I was like, thanks? I guess?

Their shave gel was super nice, did like that.
 
ItWorks has something for everyone! Wraps! Supplements! Make your hair grow! Erase fine lines! Fat blocker! And those are just the ones I can remember scrolling through the one FB friend I have who shills that crap. Like really? I'm supposed to believe this one company figured it ALL out? Sign me up!

Also in my FB feed--BeachBody/Shakeology, Isagenix (rid your body of evil toxins!), Yoli (same idea as Isagenix), Nerium (skin care) and I know there has to be more. The two people who sell Norwex are normal--I do think their stuff is legit. There is a sell-from-home company I have thought about doing (none of the above) but I don't want to become that annoying FB friend.
I read Shakeology and unfortunately this is the first thing I thought of:

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Well, you know the unspoken rule. Never buy anything bigger than what's at home.

^^^^(CF after dark)


So there's this guy, he's a travelling salesman, and he's good at it, but his company goes under, so he does what he can and becomes a door to door dill dough salesman. First house he comes to, he knocks on the door and a housewife answers. He shows her his wares, and she invites him in. After going thru his whole lineup, the housewife says..."Mmm, I don't know, I would want something...well...bigger...how about that big, sexy, silver one you've been carrying, off to the side, there?" Salesman says "Sorry, ma'am, that's not for sale." Housewife says "Not for sale, huh? I have to have it....How about I give you $150 for it?" Salesman thinks about it, and decides to let her have it. He goes about the rest of the day, and for some reason, the women keep going for the big, silver one...no matter what the price, and despite all his insistences that it's not for sale.

At the end of the day, he goes home, sets his briefcase down, hangs his hat on the hook, and greets his wife. She (being concerned about the budget, and trying to be supportive), asks "Hey, hon, how'd your first day go? Make any sales?"

Salesman responds: "well...yes, and no...I didn't sell any dill doughs, but I made a killing selling 10 of my thermos bottles!"
 
Truck crashes, FB snacks (CG if you make the bacon wrap smokies and bake them on a cookie sheet put tin foil on cookie sheet makes clean up way easier). Birdy diversifying into Pure romance sales? Pictures of happy couple, then Pants getting busted for being cheap(JK). WDSM good luck stalking your customer. Wow busy day on RT. No word from 2015 he must be cougar hunting. Well thanks for an entertaining day everyone.
 
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