Well, you know the unspoken rule. Never buy anything bigger than what's at home.
^^^^(CF after dark)
So there's this guy, he's a travelling salesman, and he's good at it, but his company goes under, so he does what he can and becomes a door to door dill dough salesman. First house he comes to, he knocks on the door and a housewife answers. He shows her his wares, and she invites him in. After going thru his whole lineup, the housewife says..."Mmm, I don't know, I would want something...well...bigger...how about that big, sexy, silver one you've been carrying, off to the side, there?" Salesman says "Sorry, ma'am, that's not for sale." Housewife says "Not for sale, huh? I have to have it....How about I give you $150 for it?" Salesman thinks about it, and decides to let her have it. He goes about the rest of the day, and for some reason, the women keep going for the big, silver one...no matter what the price, and despite all his insistences that it's not for sale.
At the end of the day, he goes home, sets his briefcase down, hangs his hat on the hook, and greets his wife. She (being concerned about the budget, and trying to be supportive), asks "Hey, hon, how'd your first day go? Make any sales?"
Salesman responds: "well...yes, and no...I didn't sell any dill doughs, but I made a killing selling 10 of my thermos bottles!"