So Pants, here is the summary as best as I can tell it.
Coach Dale (00) has done of fantastic job of running this team and righting the ship. Ms. Fleener (CG) has administered this place quite well keeping the local school board off of Coach's back. As Strap, I stepped up and made a couple shots but, everybody knows, I'm a roll player and can't be counted on regularly. Ollie (Wxman) came through with a couple of clutch free throws. Preacher Purl (Box) has inspired with well-written words in our time of need. Rade (Train) is a bit of a rebel but brings some talent to the table. Buddy (KC) is fundamentally strong. However, how are we supposed to slay Goliath without Jimmy Chitwood? We don't have a chance against Linton, much less South Bend Central.
I know your not a religious man but, you try to tell me, that you didn't cry a little when Preacher Purl read the David vs. Goliath story in the locker room. And in case you can't tell, I love the movie Hoosiers.
Oh, and Shooter (WDSM) has been watching us from the asylum.