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I use DSM as my indicator for what the younguns are saying these days cause I got six months on him. He says bae, so I assume babe is now for old people who provide their credit card numbers to the internet tubes when it says VIRUS ALERT! VIRUS ALERT! DOWNLOAD INTERNET SUPER DUPER PROTECTOR NOW!

****! Can I use AmEx?!
 
I think so, but make sure to get the triple protection with the 18 month warranty. Don't hesitate when they ask for your social security number. And consider LifeLock now too.

I can't remember if the security code is the four digit one on front or three digit one in back. Think I should give both just in case?
 
Notice 'game break'...meaning DH is going to dump her butt in bed and come back out and play games. Probably because she's already pregnant and starting to get moody.

Do they get intolerable when they first are knocked up? Now that she knows who I am, she has no excuse to not deliver my pie.
 
Do they get intolerable when they first are knocked up? Now that she knows who I am, she has no excuse to not deliver my pie.


Depends. It can vary between women, and between pregnancies, but let's just say that Forrest Gump would say that with a pregnant woman, it's like a box of chocolates...
 
So I ran 5 miles, did my weights (bicep curls, chest press, front row, squats and calf machine) and had enough energy to go run another 2.

I think I must have happened upon the perfect low calorie, high energy diet today. Clearly it's:

-Two pieces of dry white toast for breakfast
-a medium mango Jamba Juice and peanut butter chocolate Special K protein bar for lunch
-two packs of Ramen for dinner.

Nailed it.
 
So I ran 5 miles, did my weights (bicep curls, chest press, front row, squats and calf machine) and had enough energy to go run another 2.

I think I must have happened upon the perfect low calorie, high energy diet today. Clearly it's:

-Two pieces of dry white toast for breakfast
-a medium mango Jamba Juice and peanut butter chocolate Special K protein bar for lunch
-two packs of Ramen for dinner.

Nailed it.


I swore the next line was going to be 4 whole fried chickens, and a coke.
 
I got roped into emailing out announcements for an organization I belong to. I compile the announcements from other members and send them out in one message. I swear, the writing, spelling, and grammar skills of people these days just make me cringe. Before college, my dad said that his minor in English got him further in the business world than his business major. I followed his lead and took several extra English/writing courses and have never regretted it.
 
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