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cyrocksmypants said:
So every day I leave from work, I go across the hall to one of my employee's office and put something in her chair. Yesterday was an empty water cooler jug. Today was a full sized human card board cutout. After a few weeks, I'm running out of things. She's like, 4'11 and 80 pounds soaking wet and just came back from that mastectomy surgery involving boobie cancer so she can't lift anything heavy at all. It's getting tough trying to find things around the office.
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Are you a sadist?
 
So I'm watch a high school FB game on espnu and this guy just hurdled a guy, and he was penalized for it wtf.
 
00clone said:
My wife had a very common maiden name...like the most common, and she has a first name that was very popular when she was born. There were 3 girls in her high school class with the same, not sure about middle names. One of them was a hell raiser, my wife was a goody-two-shoes, but yet whenever the other gal got in trouble outside of school, she got called to the principle's office. I have a very uncommon last name, and she was really happy to take my name and get away from those problems. I warned her about having to spell it for everyone, but she was okay with that.
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In my school she would have been sent to the principal's office. Except that would have been my dad, and I never would have done anything to merit being sent there.
 
cyrocksmypants said:
It's hilarious. She's this little philipino firecracker. It started with small things that she was confused about, and then they got bigger over time. The cardboard cutout is probably 8 inches taller than she it.
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is she going to be ok? The cancer thing? next time put some pretty flowers in her chair. Then go back to silly things, maybe a rubber duckie?
 
cyrocksmypants said:
I know I did to send that PM, but that was yesterday and you're a chick on the internet, so I can't imagine that long went by and I'm still on your last ten to visit.
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you, doc, and somebody else from this thread are on it. WDSM, that's who. ****, doesn't he have my profile memorized by now? I just went to see my posts per day thing. then I'm like look at these creepers over here.
 
DH should come home. i'm getting sleepy but I can't go to sleep or the ghost Indians will get me
 
cyrocksmypants said:
It was like, three months ago, I think? Before I even started.

Flowers? Do you remember how I am as a boss? I know we've had the discussion.
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yeah, you make them cry. But you should be nice sometimes too. I do more for my nice boss than I did for my poopy boss.
 
00clone said:
I just went now to see who you were calling a creeper, and Pantsy, you're in there.
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Wow. I'm impressed with CF, honestly. A chick, that everyone knows is a chick, on a message board, on the internet, and ten guys haven't creeped on her since I sent that first PM yesterday morning? Kudos to you, fellows of CF. Kudos to you.
 
cyrocksmypants said:
Wow. I'm impressed with CF, honestly. A chick, that everyone knows is a chick, on a message board, on the internet, and ten guys haven't creeped on her since I sent that first PM yesterday morning? Kudos to you, fellows of CF. Kudos to you.
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well I'm also not super new so maybe they've gotten all their creeping in so far. I've also not been PM'd any.....pictures, so for the most part they do seem rather gentlemanly.
 
cowgirl836 said:
yeah, you make them cry. But you should be nice sometimes too. I do more for my nice boss than I did for my poopy boss.
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I am nice, but buying flowers for one employee that went through surgery three months ago in an office with a bunch of women generally isn't going to create a very good work atmosphere, if you know what I mean.
 
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