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Things I never thought I'd hear a woman say.
Technically, you still haven't heard a woman say it...![]()
You obviously have NO idea how my mind works.
Apparently not. I've been operating under the assumption that it doesn't. Work, that is.![]()
Well congratulations. You, ma'am, have cut me to the bone. I am hurt and saddened by this conclusion.
Well congratulations. You, ma'am, have cut me to the bone. I am hurt and saddened by this conclusion.
Take some time to reflect, pantsy, and look out....look out over the beautiful landscape you're in...the sand, and the sea, and reflect....heal...and consider that you could probably do this with KC standing right in front of you, and you could just look over her short-arsed head and still enjoy it. 'cause she's short, and stuff.
And as an act of revenge, maybe I could snag something she likes and just hold it up over her head?
When I eat cheese, it has to be on something warm (cheeseburger, nachos, pizza, etc.)
I can't eat cheese by itself, and I certainly can't eat it cold.
I'll take a bite or two of cold pizza before throwing it in the microwave.Cold pizza? Do you count cream cheese as cheese?
I'll take a bite or two of cold pizza before throwing it in the microwave.
I don't eat things like cream cheese, cottage cheese or the likes.
I have been called a curmudgeon by co-workers and my roommate. Maybe I am the devil.You don't.....you don't eat cream cheese? Are you..........are you the devil?
I have been called a curmudgeon by co-workers and my roommate. Maybe I am the devil.
I don't eat cheesecake either. I took my girlfriend of 10 months to The Cheesecake Factory on our first date.
I'm a texture eater. Things have to be crunchy, or I don't eat it.No cheesecake?!?! Yep. You're the devil.
I'm a texture eater. Things have to be crunchy, or I don't eat it.