Random thoughts thread

[TheCaptain]

Why does fried chicken give me the farts?
I really need to know.

 

[cowgirl836]

Why does fried chicken give me the farts?
I really need to know.

grease? Is there Olestra in it? Don't eat Olestra. It will be a bad time for your colon.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I bet I'd pass the DUI test if I drove right now.

That means you're not drunk enough. Drink!

 

[cowgirl836]

That means you're not drunk enough. Drink!

I'm working on it, geez! Are you drunk on the beach yet? No? then make it happen!

 

[BoxsterCy]

Belated 4th post. Fun day, drank enough to make me forget I had a summer death cold. :smile:

 

[CoKane]

I'm working on it, geez! Are you drunk on the beach yet? No? then make it happen!

I wish I could be on a beach.
Why do I have to be in the middle of freaking Iowa? I do know most of us are in the same boat for the middle of Iowa thing, which makes me feel a little better

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I'm working on it, geez! Are you drunk on the beach yet? No? then make it happen!

Actually yes! I'm at a place called Rum Fire! It's a bar right on the beach! Knee deep in cucumber gin and tonics!

Now drink!

 

[cowgirl836]

Belated 4th post. Fun day, drank enough to make me forget I had a summer death cold. :smile:

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summer colds are the worst.

 

[cowgirl836]

Actually yes! I'm at a place called Rum Fire! It's a bar right on the beach! Knee deep in cucumber gin and tonics!

Now drink!

I am!

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Alcohol is a bad toxin. Grow up.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I tried posting a picture of the view from the bar, but apparently I'm too drunk to get it to work.

 

[cowgirl836]

Alcohol is a bad toxin. Grow up.

you are a bad toxin!

 

[cowgirl836]

I tried posting a picture of the view from the bar, but apparently I'm too drunk to get it to work.

I want to see a picture

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Just for Cowgirl. Sorry, sun is already setting.

and it's upside down. I'm drunk.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

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Just for Cowgirl. Sorry, sun is already setting.

and it's upside down. I'm drunk.

I was so confused as what I was looking at until I read your last sentence.

 

[cowgirl836]

I was so confused as what I was looking at until I read your last sentence.

he took a pic as he fell over the balcony.

 

[CyArob]

If newr the lest drunk ho

 

[cyrocksmypants]

he took a pic as he fell over the balcony.

It was an infinity pool, so totally worth almost dying for.

 

[MeanDean]

Can one of the mods change the title of this thread to "Random Drunken Thoughts (with Rasist)" please?

 

[ImJustKCClone]

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I had had to buy my own pie, since the ladies on CF suck so much. Yeah, you're reading that right. Almost six bucks. For half of a pie. Because crap is expensive here. And it tastes like crap. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

I read this to hubby. He's laughing as he is os getting a piece of cold apple pie for breakfast.

I'll probably have pecan.

Now...about that plane fare?